Breaker, breaker, I'm taking a short-short to ban any four wheeler banning on channel 12, now come on back. Bannings will proceed on channel 9, now come on back. I'm a backing out now.
Banned for accusing people of reading this thread.
Banned for frying more Spam than you have spammers.
Banned for not making me laugh.
Banned for making banning criminals serve shorter sentences.
Banned for a dearth of syllables.
Banned for not supporting piracy.
Banned because us rednecks know that what's ours is ours, and snowflake lefties best not try and take it.
Banned for using old hat aphorisms in so many bans after sniffing the hat glue. For most, hat glue is the truth behind " mad as a hatter", for you it is the way.
Banned for inferrence.
Banned for cheeking your meds.
Banned for misleading chickenhawks.
Band for over- use of the term "frolick", when what you really want is a good frog-lick.
Banned for posting in the wrong thread, apparently accidently. Please delete that non-banning heresy.
Banned for low standards ( you were chasing your own tail) .
Banned for bringing feelings to a ban game. 🙄
Banned for missing your mind. We're all better off without it.
Banned for using your M8s' underarm deodorant in the locker room whilest they weren't looking even though that's the accepted custom in the land of Aus.
Banned for dragging the banless innocent into this realm of forever-banning, Mr. Dang Long, a Chinese exchange student I have never met, warranted no such treatment.
Banned for profiling Kermit as a hick, just because of the banjo.
Banned because penguins are the subject of page 1 or 2 bans, not page 881 bans.
Banned because I can't launder wothout money- there's a penny stuck in my washing machine.
Bannned because it was a dry Christmas, dry martini that is.
Banned for spending more money on tatoos than you have saved for retirement. And Merry Christmas, may all banners who do not ban this day be forever banned.
Banned for going fishing on the wrong end of the pole, just can't resist a juicy, wriggly worm, can you?