Banned for a can of Spam in the hand is worth two in the supermarket.

banned for stealing spam

Banned for being mad at the Gnomes of Worchestershire Commons. 

Banned for frolicking on the commons without a stitch on and scaring the gnomes, the pixies and a troupe of gypsies who were curious as to where you'd gotten such big nuts and berries.

banned for joining them in the frolick 

Band for over- use of the term "frolick", when what you really want is a good frog-lick.

Banned for having tadpoles on your mind and going down to the meadow to walk past all the mushrooms and sit on a toads tool.

Banned for frog legs and drumsticks and wings with no feathers.

banned for trying to fly the coop

Banned for chickens don't fly the coop, they just roost in it.

Banned for misleading chickenhawks.

Banned for keeping Foghorn Leghorn out of the hen house and making him patrol the perimeter with just a pea shooter to defend the keep.

banned for bringing that old bird back into the convo

Banned for preferring young chicks but still serving up old birds with more breast meat.

banned for parking inside the looney bin 

Banned for there's no limits in the nut house, unless you go full-tilt and get fitted with a strait jacket and a muzzle.

However, if you go full-tilt, the muzzle is fitted first so's you can't bite the bloke fitting the strait jacket.  Oh and going full-tilt has its consequences.  You get force-fed through a tube up yer nose.... which is better than cutting out the middle-man and getting force-fed up Uranus.

Banned for cheeking your meds.

Banned for self delusions.

banned because it's a grand illusion because deep inside we are all the same

Banned for disregarding individuality and what makes each person a unique being..... and some downright peculiar.

Won't mention any names but some of 'em frequent this 'ere thread.

Banned for inferrence.

Hey!

I resemble that remark.

Banned 'cause I resemble that remark.

Banned for not being a member of Actors Equity when resembling a lunatic but actually aren't one

Oh, wait a minute....... forgot who I was talking to for a while.

Okay then, banned for being a lunatic resembling an actor who's playing a nutcase.

banned for getting old-timers

Banned for that's the pot calling the kettle black.... and the feline calling the cat puss E.