Banned for thinking I mentioned Geriatrics On Prozac anywhere in this thread... and leave the little blue pills out of it as well.

banned for not realizing that the elephant represents the GOP

Banned for the elephant is a rogue spy embedded in the camp to dish dirt... but he does tell the scariest stories around the campfire.

banned for exposing the truth about the donkey and elephant

Banned for espousing the secretive and not mentioning Mr. Ed as having been influential in teaching Francis the talking mule to speak 5 different languages... including dirty.

.dennab rof ton gniees siht ni rolocinhcet.

banned for coloring in your tv

Banned for not banning frack to bont stuff wot ain't a spoonerism.... so get yer priorities in order and fart steeling sore mensible.

banned for poor spelling and incomprehension 

Banned for mistaking spoonerisms for poor spelling... the incomprehension is yours, not mine. 

banned for trying to cover over your poor use of diction with nonsense 

Banned for telling an A+ English student he has poor diction and/or speeling.... dow hare you.

banned for the assumption that a letter grade truly measures your mastery over a subject matter

Banned for thinking my A+ gradea during my schooling are my only credentials... I won several first prizes from Agatha Christie, the Duke of Edinburgh and Winston Churchill for writing in national competitions in the UK.  I also gained 2 VHA [Very High Achievement] assessments for English [A+ equivalents] on my Senior Certificate when I returned to school here in Australia in the 80's, some 25 years after completing my formal education.

So stick that in your smipe and poke it.

banned for thinking that credentials and prizes define your ability to use words to give meaning as they merely represent your ability to follow the rules 

Banned for I've broken more rules than you could poke a stick at... in English, Dutch, French and Dothrakian. 

banned for pointed sticks

Banned for using the internet to be a thorn in the side of the sane and insane.

banned for discovering my true nature

Banned for infinitesimal indiscretions and exposures while showing off your 'true nature' to all and sundry.... tho some of 'em will never put a pink jelly bean in their mouths again.

banned for knocking the pink

Banned for I was knocking on the door of opportunity... and some babe in a pink negligee and fluffy pink slippers showed me her hot pink lipstick.

banned for slamming the door

Banned for you'd slam it behind you, too, if the lady in pink invited you inside to view even more pink.....

banned for wanting an unpaid view