Banned for typical young whipper snapper-ism... and my parents actually liked much of the 60's music.

banned for assuming my music tastes stays inside a single decade/generation

Banned for failing to inform us of your wide musical tastes.... bet ya don't like the 1930's jazz era as much as I do.

banned for old school shellacking 

Banned for going to the new school on the short bus... and leaving a tongue print and a couple o' boogers on the window.

banned for going yellow

Banned for a deep seated fear of buttercup-like hues... and those yellow stains in yer undies Will go away after a bit of soaking in Napisan

banned for wanting me to be close to buttercups

Banned for daffodils are above your station.... now stop whining about the buttercups and don't forget the pesticide.

banned for pestering me with flowers

Banned for not a horticultural bone in your body.... and that weedkiller is important if yer don't weeds growing outta yer a**.

banned for weeding out the weed users

Banned for I never touch the stuff.... tho I don't mind some spaghetti herbs now and then.

banned for herbing around

Banned for thinking Basil likes Rosemary and passes his thyme seeking answers from the wisest sage

banned for putting thyme in a bottle and taking it on the run

Banned for using an egg timer to see if you have too much thyme on your hands... and whether the devil's making good use of them.

Banned for cooking puns. 

Banned for not cooking with gas.... cooking on an electric stove can give you gas

banned for being full of hot air and gassing away

Banned for thinking that placing those Odour Eater shoe inserts in the rear of your underwear makes everything alright... it doesn't.

banned for assuming they were odor eaters

Banned for smelly, sweaty socks, then.... socks that are so pungent they walk themselves to the laundry to be washed.

Banned for talking dirty on a Thursday.   That socks.  hehe

Banned for socking suck up laundry detergents that shrinks your walnut in absentia.