Banned for calling my lady in pink a hooker... she only accepts donations which is why most donors nicknamed her 'Sperm Bank'

banned for covering over your answers

Banned for being jealous that you're not a donor in the pink parlour... though I hear they give cookies and coffee to blood donors.

banned for wanting blood for the blood god

Banned for thinking the vampire is a god when he's just a dirty old man with a haemoglobin lust.  Not only that, he sucks.

banned for corny jokes with a twist of rosemary in them

Banned for twisting Rosemary like a pretzel and expecting her to dance like Ginger Rogers afterwards.

banned for going to that side of the family

Banned for bearing no resemblance to that side of the family and blaming them for it

banned because that's my wife's side of the family

Banned for offloading blame to your wife, her relations and Rosemary... they didn't dance the night away or eat all the pretzels.

banned for mentioning the most horrid snack item ever (pretzels =  )

Banned for being waaay too fussy... I'm sure if the alternative was a shit sandwich you'd opt for the pretzels.

banned for not realizing that that would taste better than battery acid (which is what pretzels taste like to me)

Banned for sucking on batteries to know pretzels and battery acid taste the same.  Next you'll be telling us you suck on the valves of car tyres to get that aerated rubbery taste.

banned for mocking my tire obsession 

Banned for confusing obsession with what are just filthy habits... next you'll be telling us you have a toe sucking fetish cos you like the jam.

banned for jamming on the fish nets

Banned for slipping into the fishnets to begin with... of course people are gonna jam on 'em if you put temptation in full view.

Also, banned for pink and black.... sure they go together okay, and the fishnets take focus off yer nobbly knees, but did it have to be a pink tutu?

banned for using a yellow with orange sprinkled body suit

Banned for that's a total lie.... it's an orange body suit with lemon yellow sprinkles

banned for making the post negative

Banned for back and forth.

Banned for holding back and getting  forth place in a race with only 3 competitors.

banned for being so forth coming about the fourth part of your brain damage