MamieLady

MamieLady

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Reply to The Celtic Chimps in Misc JoeUser Forums

my new favorite is the couple contemplating picking up the scary trenchcoat wearing hitch-hiker with a case of beer under one arm, and a chainsaw in the other. "no, we can't pick him up, he's got a cahinsaw!" "yeah, but he's got beer." really funny.

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Reply to My Favorite Porta-Potty Story in Misc JoeUser Forums

I'd like to know what it is about a porta-potty that turns people into disgusting animals, pissing and shitting all over the place I awoke in the middle of the night and shat in h

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Reply to It's all Bush's fault! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I recently read an article that said that Mars seems to be experiencing global warming at about the same rate as the Earth. (Something about the rate of melting Martian polar ice caps.) My first thought was for Bush. Man he's really accomplished if he's causing global warming on Mars! Heehee.

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Reply to Diamonds Are Trump in Misc JoeUser Forums

I never feared physical harm ,or even a tongue lashing, those aren't your style. However I never wanted to disappoint you. A much more effective form of leadership if you ask me. Besides, did you really want to be a bucket-headed bull's hind end? yes, 1st sgt-ey is a word granted, i

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Reply to It is 6:05 PM, Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?? in Misc JoeUser Forums

We all owe our families the courtesy of information regarding our whereabouts, child, parent, or spouse. Absolutely. It's not a question of being nosy or controlling, At this age I'm not asking permission, but if I go missing I want someone to know about it. Fast. It's common courtesy - basi

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Reply to I Think, Therefor, I Am in Misc JoeUser Forums

Big Fat Daddy asked me to let you all know his computer is down, but he appreciates the comments and he will respond soon. Good Article, Daddy. Point no.6 particularly. I'm tired of the America bashing. Criticism is absolutely necessary at times, but it can be done with respect. This is a great nation. The best. We should not belittle it.

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Reply to Blueberries in my cereal in Blogging JoeUser Forums

when i was about nine or ten we lived in ft. leonard wood, mo we went one summer and picked blackberries. we made jam and ice cream. yum.

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Reply to Bring back FAILURE. in Current Events JoeUser Forums

I say let all the kids who earned their diplomas walk in the ceremony and then have the kids who didn't pass march up on stage and be aknowledged for their achievements(or lack there of) as well. Broadcast them loud and clear to all the Grandmas and Grandpas in the crowd. That way every one gets to participate in Graduation and we can all go home happy.

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Reply to Hiccups in Misc JoeUser Forums

after I clear the decks of some of his tales I plan on running some stories about "Betty Lou". yeah! i've been waiting for those! i'm so glad you are writnig all these down.

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