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Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

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Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

Or: was that one lump or two?

from WinCustomize Forums

In keeping with  Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread,  readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....

The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....

* No pictures are permitted.

* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances

* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.

* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,

* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.

* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).

* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.

* The winner will receive a WC subscription.

Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. :)

 

Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. :rofl:

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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Phoon, reply 16
Does this chair make my ass look fat?
End of Phoon's quote

Good one!!!  lol

Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aww, man!!!! Ain't it bad enough we had to leave the beach!!!!

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Reply #28 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Aww come on man, my mouth was open.

Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Sure as hell feels like a 'Dutch Oven'....must be that damned Curried Cabbage! .... and you broke the freakin' chair!

 

*"You laugh because I'm different, Sam...I laugh because I just farted."

 

*"Curried Cabbage? FART!? We women don't fart....we release tension."

 

*Epic Curried Cabbage Fart in 3...2...1...

 

*Yeah, you fart stars, hon...one plate of curried cabbage and you're Wonder Woman!

Reply #30 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Does this chair make my ass look fat?
End of quote

" No dear, your ass makes the chair look skinny..."

Reply #31 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 19



Quoting messiah1,
reply 14
"Did you see that elephant run under there?"

 

 

*anyone know the reference to that?



Cosby.
End of DrJBHL's quote

 

Yep:

"Oh lord, what happened in here!?"

"Uh, Mom, there's an elephant under Dad's chair."

"Did you see it?"

"No but it lift Dad up 'bout three feet."

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

woah! That smells like last nights dinner.  Did your ol' man cook curried cabbage again?

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Phoon, reply 16
Does this chair make my ass look fat?
End of Phoon's quote

No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat. :D

Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Right! I made Curried Cabbage.....and you killed Perth, and Doc!

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Dear, can I get into your pants.... cos I just shit mine .

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting messiah1, reply 33
Quoting Phoon, reply 16Does this chair make my ass look fat?


No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
End of messiah1's quote

:D

Quoting mrs, reply 35
Dear, can I get into your pants.... cos I just shit mine .
End of mrs's quote

:thumbsup: XD

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

S***, I ripped the armrest off when getting up.

Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If I didn't have to strain SOO hard due to the 40kg oversized thighs I probably could have held back.

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Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn Honey...get your thunder thighs stuck in the chair again?

 

 

Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

Damn...another curried cabbage backdraft...be a dear and pull my bathing suit out again.

Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

the guy: yo ho ho, 2 meaty thighs and a bottle of curried cabbage rum..... yargh"

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Vampothika, reply 41
the guy: yo ho ho, 2 meaty thighs and a bottle of curried cabbage rum..... yargh"
End of Vampothika's quote

XD

Reply #44 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Phoon's disqualified!!!! 

Reply #45 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Um..hun.... what happened to the bottle of baby oil I had sitting on that chair?*

* i knew u should have stopped after the first bowl of curried cabbage.*

* Dude!! ..... you blew Scruffy clean off the chair and in to the Johnsons yard.*

* Looks like the wideload sign got stuck in the exhaust pipe again.*

 

 

Reply #46 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Um..hun.... what happened to the bottle of baby oil I had sitting on that chair?*

* i knew u should have stopped after the first bowl of curried cabbage.*

* Dude!! ..... you blew Scruffy clean off the chair and in to the Johnsons yard.*

* Looks like the wideload sign got stuck in the exhaust pipe again.*

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:grin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:  

Reply #47 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Phoon's disqualified!!!!
End of quote

Sure is... just like this contestant at last month's Village Square Farting Contest....

Such a sad, sad end to a promising career. :rofl:

Oh yeah, another thought!  Revenge!  One of the great human motivators.

Example: "While the wind's blowing your way, cop this curried cabbage bark, you bastard.... that's for the 'dutch oven' after you'd asked me for that 'special' bedtime favour  last night."

Hehe, revenge is so sweet. :-"

Reply #48 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Gross......:puke:

Reply #49 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Honey, either your ass is getting fat or we're having a solar eclipse."

Reply #50 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*not an entry

'What did she mean she could just tuck my wallet in her swimsuit? I don't..oh..oh..OHHHOHHHOHHHH!'