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Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

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Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

Or: was that one lump or two?

from WinCustomize Forums

In keeping with  Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread,  readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....

The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....

* No pictures are permitted.

* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances

* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.

* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,

* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.

* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).

* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.

* The winner will receive a WC subscription.

Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. :)

 

Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. :rofl:

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Reply #101 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Counting 5 through 1, the entries that made me laugh the most/hardest.

5: Carguy @ 40. "Damn, another curried cabbage backdraft... be a dear and pull my bathing suit out again."

4: Wizard1956 @ 49.  "Honey, either your ass is getting fat or we're having a solar eclipse."

3: BoXXi @ 56. "If I could just get these love beads out I could try out this new vibrator."

2: Skinhit @ 64. "Seriously... try and sqeeze something between my buttcheeks."

1: And the winner is K10w3 for her Queen adaptation @ 75.....

Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good fart
I feel alive and the cabbage turning my guts inside out yeah!
And floating around in gassy ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
Cause Im having a good time having a good time

My gas is a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
It's a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

It's burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me mister fahrenheit
It's travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now Im having such a good fart
Im having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna smell a bad fart just give me a call
Don't stop me now (cause Im havin a good fart)
Don't stop me now (yes Im havin a good fart)
I don't want to stop at all
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While there were other entries that tickled my funny bone, this one tickled my ribs as well.  Congrats Karen, you made my day/week/month with that one...thank you.  I'll be in touch shortly to organise the sub details, etc.

Thank you to everyone else who entered/posted... it was fun. :sun:

Reply #102 from WinCustomize Forums Top

So close! Congrats Karen ^_^

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Reply #103 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Congrats to all, well done every1
Reply #104 from WinCustomize Forums Top

YAY!!! Congrats to Karen!!!! Bravo and Bravo to the starkers family for Community Goodness. And Happy Birthday!

Reply #105 from WinCustomize Forums Top
Thanks Doc, we were only too happy to help support our lovely community
Reply #106 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Well this just makes my day so happy!  Words cannot express my gratitute right now.  :')

This was a very fun thread.  Thank you, thank you, thank you! :sun:

Reply #107 from WinCustomize Forums Top

:D  :beer: Congrats Karen!!!!!   And who is Doc sayin Happy Birthday to?  Whoever it is....Happy Birthday!!!  

Reply #108 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Well this just makes my day so happy! Words cannot express my gratitute right now.

This was a very fun thread. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Well it makes my day that you are so happy... that you had fun and a laugh and enjoyed the thread. :sun:

In fact, I hope everybody had fun here... there were certainly some rib ticklers among the entries to raise a belly laugh or 3, weren't there?

 

I'm not so sure about a WC sub every time, but I'm thinking of doing similar 'caption type' threads in the future, hopefully to arouse interest and greater community participation in the forums again. 

I'm thinking as future prizes: maybe a master skin of the winner's choice; a mystery prize via Impulse, selected by mrs starkers and/or myself; a framed photo of GWB when he didn't look utterly confuseded (now that'd have to be exceedingly rare and worth a fortune), or a vial of curried cabbage gas, delivered by express courier (c'mon, let's face it, everyone's got a mother-in-law and/or enemy they'd like to use it/one on).

;P

 

 

Reply #109 from WinCustomize Forums Top

And who is Doc sayin Happy Birthday to? Whoever it is....Happy Birthday!!!
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That would be Shaunna... she had her (21st again) birthday yesterday.  Next year it will be her 21st.5. ;P

Reply #110 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Whoohoo,I made the top five! :w00t: Congrats to the winner and thanks for the fun thread.:thumbsup:

Reply #111 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Wizard1956, reply 110
Whoohoo,I made the top five! Congrats to the winner and thanks for the fun thread.
End of Wizard1956's quote

I second that.