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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #25251 Top

Banned for shouting at the leopard because you didn't believe it was deaf.

Reply #25252 Top

banned for depending on a one armed drummer to carry you through

Reply #25253 Top

Banned cos my one-armed drummer can wipe the floor with most drummers.

Reply #25254 Top

banned for banning the unbanned banner

Reply #25255 Top

Banned for the ban on the man who stilled the water.

Reply #25256 Top

banned for leaving the watering hole uncovered again

Reply #25257 Top

banned for sticking a lid on it and charging people 50c for a drink of water.

Reply #25258 Top

banned for not letting my capitalistic urges exude 

Reply #25259 Top

Bann3d for exuding impure thoughts during church on Sunday.

Reply #25260 Top

banned for a poor understanding of how boring church is

Reply #25261 Top

Banned for attending boring places and bitching about it afterward to the poor unsuspecting souls whose sensitive ears took a noise blast at the point of your painstaking delivery.

Reply #25262 Top

banned for going deaf and blaming it on others

Reply #25263 Top

Banned for being one of those 'others' who doth protest too much.

Reply #25264 Top

banned for being too much

Reply #25265 Top

Banned for being not enough in a competitive world that does not reward slackers for passing the buck.... and any other loose change.

Reply #25266 Top

banned for succumbing to capitalistic urges and suppressing those with that are not nearly as well endowed with drive as you

Reply #25267 Top

Banned for a brazen public display of business acumen and posing as an accountant with a penchant for Penny pinching.

I reckon you should oughta leave that woman's backside alone afore her hubby turns up.

Reply #25268 Top

banned for turning up at the wrong time

Reply #25269 Top

Banned for turning the precipitation around here to snow.

It hasn't done it in around 50 years or more, but it is snowing quite steadily here in Launceston Tasmania.  I'm told, though, that it never used to settle, but this time it is settling and is around 4 inches deep at present.

The last time I saw snow was in 1990 when I went to New Zealand for 3 weeks.  Before that it was in 1968 in the UK.

Reply #25270 Top

banned for blaming me for climate cooling

Reply #25271 Top

Banned for blaming global warming on Arctic inhabitants because they light fires inside their igloos to keep warm.

Reply #25272 Top

banned for throwing pogs in the river

Reply #25273 Top

Banned for getting into a kayak and singing 'we're all hippos rowing down the river'

Reply #25274 Top

banned for spending your money on bills

Reply #25275 Top

Banned for blaming Bill for the hole in your wallet that was leaking bucks into the wild.