Banned for being with both height [the lack thereof] and a girth even Orson Welles would have been ashamed of at his largest.

banned for breaking into whale song

Banned for tempting fate and gravity with flimsy plastic belts

Banned!!!!!  Everybody except me.... for being AWOL on a fine banning day without reasonable excuse.

Banned for not seeing the tree for the bush

banned for some of us have a life and even you will disappear of days at a time

Banned for thinking days have time when all they really have is hours and minutes and seconds and not enough of them.

banned for never having enough

Banned because the only way to have enough is to accept that more is less, more or less.

Banned for women aren't impressed when you tell them less is more.... like when your bank account is somewhat minimal and you car is but a biscuit box on wheels.

banned for not realizing that not all women want money

Banned for having a fat wallet to impress both men and women with its size.... but little do they know that it's stuffed with cut up newspaper.

Banned cause I pulled that trick on some people. Cutting up newspaper to mimic the size of a dollar bill. I had a fat wallet. Lol

Banned cos not all women think size is important.... like you can have a zero bank account so long as you've got a big heart

banned for assuming that a big body part is indicative of a small bank account

Banned for assuming a small body part means absolutely rolling in cash and only going to the bank to tease the crap out of bankers with a smaller account than you.

Banned for throwing bucks around the corner and not owning up to it.

Banned for assuming big bucks have bigger horns.... and that Little Boy Blue blew his horn to attract Little Bo Peep to the haystack, and not for a sleep.

banned for sleeping on a haystack and not little bo peep

Banned for little peeps in the hay with needles needling your undies.

Banned for Little Boy Blue blew his horn, while the sheep were in the meadow and cows in the corn, but where was the boy who looked after the sheep.... in the haystack behaving inappropriately with Little Bo Peep's bigger busted older sister.

Banned for inciting a potential orgy looking for a place to happen.

Banned for cobwebs in yer undies cos you've been inactive since the first Roman orgy.... if I were you I'd vacuum those buggers outta there and take another shot at it.

banned for calling in the cleaners

Banned or bringing sharks into this thread.