Banned 'cause ams and fets are expensive.

Banned for you're getting your arms and fets from the wrong place... go to a dark alley with a couple of bucks and you'd be surprised wot yer can pick up.

There again, you could always go down to the trade-in centre and check out some used models.

banned for beta droppings

Banned for RTM's

Banned for RPMs.... when I said "sit on a pointy object and rotate", I didn't expect you to spin that fast.

Banned for blurry indices.

Banned for furry choc-ices

Banned from subways. (Including the one that sells subs.)

Banned for subs that sink while being gummed up.

banned for gumming up the intakes

Banned for bringing up lavatory practices that have nothing to do with low flying ducks on a mission to escape seasons with less hospitable weather.

Banned for fine print  down under.

Banned for looking down under to see if I have fine print there.... don't ATM, but who knows, I might sit on a newspaper when the moon's out.

banned for using newspaper to wipe

Banned for I can't afford newspaper.... not even to wipe, much less read.  Nah, the only time I see newspaper these days is covering the hobo who's usually sleeping on the bench at the local park.

Which reminds me....

This 6 year old at the park sees two hobos sleeping on park benches, one under plain cardboard and the other under newspaper.  The kids asks his mother: "Why is that hobo sleeping under newspaper while the other is sleeping under cardboard?"

The mother replies: "That's because he's an educated tramp who's interested in world affairs."

Banned for relying on hobo's to read a newspaper! lol

banned for not giving the hobos free internet access

Banned for tramps incognito... they're the ones at office meetings in the really old suits, crumpled ties and ill fitting dentures they found in a hospital dumpster.

He's the one who gives a speech on a new idea and the vice prez asks the CEO: "Do you know him?"

"No, I think he came with so and so."

And that free lunch there's no such thing as: that's what the tramp's there for once the meeting is over.... and yeah, he's the one who sleeps under newspaper.... so's he's up on world events, business dealings and the stock market for the next office meeting he crashes.

Oh, and banned for not giving a hobo a buck for a cup of coffee.... er. flask of whiskey.

banned for not see the bottle of amaretto left for them

Banned for encouraging alcoholism with sly grog on the side

banned for not helping

Banned for expecting others to help you with your dirty work

banned for not wanting to get your hands dirty

Banned for handling yer Missus' delicates with dirty hands.... and trying them on, isn't that just a bit creepy?

banned for assumption of being creepy