Banned for it's actually a stylus.... now stop needling people and get back to yer knitting.

Banned for knit picking. 

banned for having a nit problem

Banned for no nitwit was spared there. 

Banned for a nit and a wit that met in a tit that fit the mit to get bit.

Banned for saying tit and not posting a pic of one.... or two little beauties.  We don't have 'em here in Oz in the wild, but I remember seeing lots of blue tits in England.

And no, I'm not talking about the women being cold, either.  No, I'm talking about the wee little ' blue chested' dickie bird tits.

banned for old cold women

Banned for seeing your future. 

banned for assuming my woman is cold

Banned for it's obvious... but then you've been blinded by the headlights.

Banned for one more assuming and I will turn into a flying ninja. You can assume it coming your way. 

Banned for ambiguous incongruities.

banned for inconsequential word usage

Banned for Oxy Morons as though Oxies can be Morons instead of Moreoffs.

Banned for less of this and more of that in a world where Moreoffs are becoming too wealthy and powerful for the Morons liking.  Yup, I can see it turning into one of those family feuds like the Hatfields and McCoys, with both sides taking wayward potshots at each other, missing the intended targets and simply making a public nuisance of themselves.

And we won't get started on those Oxymorons.... most people think that family of misfits/don't belong anywhere's has been breathing way too long anyhow.

Banned for intimate stories.

banned for plot lines with holes

Banned for when the plot thickens you lose the plot and often fall into holes.... you should probably stay out of the cemetery the night before early morning funerals.

banned for playing with cemeteries

Banned for playing IN cemeteries...  playing hopscotch between the plots, you were bound to fall in sooner or later

banned for bringing the scotch

Banned for DUI's out of season.

banned for seaonal capital letters

Banned for TV.

banned for raising the rates