Banned because it's pretty springy up here in Cleveland... on Friday it hurt to stick your hand outside, and now it's downright balmy.

Putting the "HIGH" in Ohio ban

Bannd for bringing a low to the party and making it piss down.... everyone, get out yer brollies.

Puttin' on the Ritz ban

Banned because the time for musical references has passed... the subsequent one doesn't start until next time.

Ticking away, the moments that make up the dull day ban

banned for floyding up the pink room

Banned for scrambling... and not eggs.

banned for scaring the others

Banned for there were no others until Lost... now the bastards are everywhere, bending spoons and doing other weird crap just to scare folks

Banned for alienating your base.

banned for all your bases belong to us

Banned for "us" base ownership belongs to me... because I own us.

Schizophrenic ban

Banned for delusional psychoses while in lunatic mode... press Alt, Control, delete to reset.

banned for running the looney bin while binning the computer

Banned for being in the looney bin while a lunatic was running it... hopefully your meds kept you calm while the place fell apart.

Banned for using meds to keep him in his place.

Sorry but you are not covered by that plan, ban. 

Banned for emotional detachment.

Banned for every time I hear that song 'Poetry in Motion' I think of nubile young ladies with jiggly bits... and there is an emotional attachment there.

Banned for attaching yourself to their jiggly bits. That sounds... painful.

banned for thinking that is painful

They quite enjoy it when you do it right.

Banned for neglecting to mention my enjoyment of jiggly bits

banned by the obvious police