Banned for thinking senseless things have no proportions.

banned for thinking no proportions makes sense.

Banned for no-nonsense proportions.

Banned for thinking there's no nonsense about proportions... ever try getting fitted for a pair of pants when the only thing that goes around you is the park railings?

banned for explaining your ban

Banned because I am not tired.

banned. DURATION: 2 weeks. REASON: I tell you want I want, what I really really want.

Banned for being tooooooo Spicy

banned for having that many "o's" in 1 sentence. We are not eating Spaghettios here.

I don't know how to spell it, but you get the point.

banned for not spelling it right

Banned because the little dog laughed to see so much fun,,,

... and the dish ran away with the spoon

Banned for letting the dish have the spoon ... again.

Banned because it's OK. I planted a tracking device on that spoon over breakfast.

Banned for faulty electronics.

The Admiral

Banned because your tracking device got soggy in the milk.

Banned for being sloppy.

The Admiral

Banned for italisizing

Banned because "Italicizing" became the in-universe term for Balkanization in a WW1 alternate-history diplomatic simulation I did, because in it a secular Italian nationalist assassinated the Pope and subsequently got Italy invaded by five different Great Powers.

Banned for needing a whole new universe in order to change one definition

banned because the cat and the cradle and the silver spoon...

are starting a rebellion.

Banned because all that means is that the Grey Guard will have to show up at their respective houses and see to it that they all meet with unfortunate accidents.

banned for a series of unfortunate events

banned for taking an arrow to the knee.

Banned for spores.

banned for toxins.