Banned for going green around the gills when most are scoffing down Xmas leftovers and copious amounts of beer to wash 'em all down.

Banned for wanting to warm up your beer to get a chill thrill.

banned for going the cheep cheep route

banned for imitating a songbird.

Banned for mistaking a lark for a thrush and twittering away like a sparrow with laryngitis and a touch of crows foot because it stepped in the same raven's poo the crow inadvertently stepped in while perving at the peach necked warbler with its chest all puffed out while trying to attract a suitable mate with oodles of money in the bank.

banned for not finishing up at waterloo

Banned for emoji abuse.

banned for placing them all in a row

Banned for going to sea so you could row your boat ashore.

Banned for playing the banning game

banned for mocking those who have less than you

Banned for paying 50 bucks to climb the ladder to success and not finding what you expected at the top.

However, Cec is still a very nice man and you shouldn't mock his avid entrepreneurial pluck.

Banned for laundering money and forgetting to put the softener in the wash.

banned for trying to soften up others with clean cash

Banned because I can't launder wothout money- there's a penny stuck in my washing machine.

Banned for getting Lincoln's head stuck in a tire tread.

Banned because I'm tired of tyres wrongly being spelt tires in internet places I frequent to see the Queen's English speeled all proper like.

banned for wanting a single set of spelling rules and not appreciating the many flavors of spelling in the world of engrish

Banned for spelling English with an Asian accent and confusing the spell-checker with an unusual flavour.  It's like giving somebody Peking Duck and calling it Chop Suey ..... it's just NOT done!!!!

Banned for chjop sticks, Moo Goo Gai Panners, first down and ten, second up and zero, Fuji and sushi, clam bakes, crab cakes and blue fin tuna in your back pocket. 

banned for using the 'h' sound for the letter 'j'

Banned for falling down the rabbit hole with the letters H and J.

Banned for leaving out the 'IK'

Banned for alphabetical allegations alleging artistic aspirations after argumentative and acrimonious abominations were ascribed as alchemy instead.

banned for attempting to using a single letter from the alphabet and ignoring the other 25