Banned because this old fart resents the idea that he pigged out on Mama Luigi's homemade chili and rendered the stage invisible to audience members at the rear of the hall.... remember: hot air rises and heavy air sinks.  So there!

Banned for staying under the stratosphere by venting your hot air here.

Banned for straying into the great outdoors without your survival kit, a cool drink of bourbon, lime and soda, your sunscreen and your pith hat... I mean, what are you going to pith in?

Banned, all of you, because I'm pissed [as in intoxicated on beer] and not impressed with the lackustre efforts of 'so-called' fellow banners who seem to take 'unwarranted time off to sleep and other shit not acceptable on a 24 hour website that never shuts down... and NOT use any piss weak excuse to scive off and to do little or nothing on days that end with AY and matter in the calculation of things beyond our control and otherwise.

So Come on you slackers, cut out the sleeping bullshit and do something.

banned for not wanting me to sleep 

Banned for paying the exhorbinate Australian alcohol taxes and not brewing your own with yummy floating thingies in it.  And PM me if you want to join a discord that will brand you "Cult of Aus" just for being what you are.

Banned for yawning on the job and starting a yawn contagion that hampers productivity.

Banned for advocating floaty bits in beverages that begin with B and end in R.... not to mention robbing the taxman of the opportunity to rob me blind at every booze shop on every purchase.  Back in the day, when Guy Fawkes was a boy, that would have been called sedition and you'd have copped a public flogging for your troubles.

Funny thing, now that you mention it, I'd already decided to purchase another brewing kit.... to rob the bastard taxman of his cut on booze shop prices.

banned for not knowing that i work alone so no one else is affected by my yawn

Banned for the uneffective affectation.

Banned! 

I ain't tryin' to catchup, that's for dogs and burgers.

Banned again for allegedly tryin' to swaggle with a pith helmet full of Mama Luigi's homemade chili sauce whilst lookin' for the bean counter. 

Banned for bannig that is behind the times like a time zone to the west.

Banned for your work colleagues wouldn't have it any other way.... and it's not just the yawning.  It's also the potent chili breath and getting their hair singed after you sucked up a pith helmet's worth of Mama Luigi's chili special.

Banned for looking East but being friends with the Wicked Witch of the West at the same time.

Banned for shaking up the snow globe and making it snow inside the house. 

banned for ruining my day

Banned for projecting blame.  Make your own day.

Banned for making things that end in ay and act like a couple of deranged rabbits. 

Banned for making the rabbits deranged.... and would rabbit stew be considered an aphrodisiac, given what rabbits do best?

Banned for gumption.  To even bring the wholesomeness of hasenpfeffer into question... who do you think you are?

Is this what you ordered?

 Banned for not knowing that Bugs Bunny got his name because he was riddled with fleas.

Banned for fleaing from the subject.

Banned 'cause the fleas are protesting unfair treatment at the circus, they can't bite just Anybody anymore.

Banned for running away to join the circus and getting sent home because your fleas bit the ring leader on the scrotum and other delicate places one would not want to be chomped on.

Banned for whining about the flea-host non-discrimination legislation pushed through by the left-wing politicos that does the exact opposite of what it cliams it does, just like all lefty policies.

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Edit:  👆Quoted instead of edited.  These thumbs are too clumbsy for a smartphone.

Banned for quoting yourself because you love the sound of your own voice.... the hype of your own type.  Besides, what are you doing away from the coalface in any case?  Now get back to work and don't let us catch you sciving off to write dirty ditties on the toilet walls again.