Banned for providing bad service that doesn't upload my bans.

Banned for not downloading BanUploaderZapperDotToWeb from BanUploaderZapperDotToWeb.MuGuGuyPan's website to increase upper upload speeds to get the ban to stick on the page.

banned for posting up illegal ban web sites

Banned for not posting up quasi-legal anti-ban websites.

(So that I can report them and get them banned)

banned for wanting things to be banned that were designed to ban things in a banning ban game 

Banned for alliteration of ban in a ban berift of boasting "b"s in beginnings besides ban.

Banned for letting B's run rampant in a little window designed specifically for bans that ban bans for posterity.

banned by the letter b and the letter f and the number 6

Banned for putting posterity before bannings.

Banned for the nth time 'cause that's how it goes with negligible results that don't jibe with the normal or abnormal, depending on your perspective. 

Banned for hiding behind a mask.

Banned 'cause I learned how to mask in PS. I blame Adobe.   

banned for putting on a mask and going out to protest

Banned for protesting the agent behind all those masks during Mardi Gras.

banned for buying a mask of beads to throw at the establishment on all hallows eve

Banned for TP growing on trees and other things.

Banned for growing TP without leaving puff-paint messages to explain your actions.

banned for puffy up your messages with inexplicable actions

Banned for everyone avoiding the tree of knowledge to go chase frivolous pipe dreams with fruitless outcomes.

Banned 'cause apples don't a knowledgeable person make.

Banned for banning whilst on medications whose warning labels specifically advise, "Caution: do not ban on forums while taking this medication."

banned for wanting people to pay attention to the effects of drugs

Banned for repeating the process while your brain does its best to emulate scrambled eggs.

banned for not asking any questions

Banned for questioning the asking.