Banned because life is all about time... how well you use it, can you be there on time... how much time have you left.

banned for dilapidated amalgams. 

Banned for refurbished dentures that once belonged to a hermit who found most of his food at the garbage tip while scavenging for working replacements for his hearing aids.  Sadly, he died because he didn't hear the D9 coming from behind to push tons of refuse into a prepared pit. 

Oh and they left him buried there cos that's what he would have wanted, and so you're lucky to get his refurbished dentures.  As he was being bulldozed into the pit, and just before he'd have tons and tons of garbage heaped upon him, he let out one final loud and long scream, his dentures flew out of his mouth at high velocity, and luckily landed in the cupped hands of a dental student who was there looking for materials to help with his studies.

Hopefully, the refurbished dentures were sterilised and fumigated before installation in the new mouth, given their history and last known location/address.

Banned for being all gummed up during a lengthy and somewhat exhausting soliloquy containing arbitrary nuances suggesting a large inflatable dingy was on hand to carry off leftovers after being partially digested by cryogenically enhanced sidewinders sliding down a dune in your backyard.   

Banned for inadvertantly letting the dogs out, not to mention the baying hounds of Bastardville and the menacing mutts of Murgatroid, who by the way, have taken to biting off the hands that feed them and humping the legs of tables, chairs and the occasional tripod.

Banned for three legged martians.

banned for run on bans

Banned for deliberately letting out Martians who deliberately chastise innocent whatyamacallits for ifs, buts and maybes when the light of day isn't clearly seen until the if's and but's combime to negate the wherefores and whyfores as to why the inexplicable this and that's serve to confound the ups and downs of Mary's pants in a world of wishy washy non-events that made the annual calendar only because a monthly audit of various this and thats demanded a full and thorough investigation of the dirty dealings between purveyors of filth and lily livered wankers who justify carnal tendencies with elongated diatribes and naked indiscretions that border on being reprehensible and dastardly.

B......a......n......n......e......d! The extended edition.

Banned for the abridged version that cuts out the most important part about how the long and the short of it didn't really matter when the breadth and depth continued to dispute the height and volume of an unknown quantity.

Banned for The Outer Limits of The Twilight Zone courtesy of Sci-Fi geekdom.

banned for bringing up limits

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Banned, the Windows 10 Update  version.

Banned for even mentioning Windows 10. Microsucks worst idea ever having (beta) preview OSes.

Banned for intermittent upgrades what break stuff 'cause the Insiders ain't talkin' 

Banned for intermittent spasms  that cause irregular impulses that threaten consistent ticks of the clock as we take a jump to the left and do the time warp again.

banned for underwhelming oversimplifications.

banned for lunacy in the belfry after the apes abandoned the jungle for a water slide buried in the middle east that has an enormous buffalo running around a pagoda with a polar bear that is chewing on underwear

banned for underwhelming oversimplifications - oxymorons exempted.  (opps, out of order...)

Banned for going ape on the dude with the fork chewed right out of his undies... while he was wearing 'em.

Banned for edible undies. And the favorite flavor is...(insert ambiguous remark here).

Banned for cherry and lime plus any other flavour ending with y.  Also banned for worrying about flavours when the hypotenuse of this and that has not yet been determined by mathematicians or other learned scholars who have still to see the be all and end all of infinitesimal computations beyond the minds of all humans living or dead.

Banned for not much.

Banned for this and that and too much of the other while bending over searching for dropped change and the occasional condom in a queue of misfits and munchkins all lined up to see the Wizard of Ooze and the magical wish granting pus leaking from his armpits and other crevices.

Banned for gross descriptions bordering on SGT. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band's song about yellow matter custard.