Banned for the moonwalking.  

banned for singing about the Police

Banned for they weren't that good a band IMHO.... didn't like the vocals or style.

banned for trying to be humble

banned for I never tried to be humble.... cos I'm perfect in every way.

banned for trying in many ways

Banned for trying to hard.

banned for cryptic song about teacher student relationships

Banned for, no.  Banned for Sting,Yeah.  

or the Police. Which you can call but,  I think it's hot.   

Banned for let's change the subject.... coppers ain't my fav'rites an' I don't Like being stung.

banned for not loving the birds and the bees

Banned for questioning my love of nature.... I love to get two birds in the bush every now and then.

banned because it ruins the immersion.

banned for ruins

Banned for you've never been to the castle until you've seen the ruins

Banned for a room and a room and another room with a view. 

banned for taking it all to 11

Banned for the hell of it.

Banned for have you got a ruler I could borrow.  

banned for asking for things

Depends on what yer wanna measure and if it comes back as clean as it left.

So banned for the long and short of it all..... wanting to break all the rules

Banned for if ye never ask ye never receives.

Banned for not being careful what you ask for.

Banned for two cents.... I asked for a helluvalot more.

banned for wanting more

Banned for moderation in all things. 

How would we ever get to the moon like that?