I am afraid I return bearing most dire news, for in my attempt to gain the loyalty of Revan irl I learned that he has secretly been amassing an army of battle cattle, one that none of us could face alone. His fur is the least pur of them all, as he is my best friend and has betrayed me the moment I asked for his support. Henceforth, I propose an alliance between us all to hopefully combat this growing menace rather than combat each other, and once battle has left us ravaged fall to his mighty hammer-wielding bovine army, as he told me he plans on doing.
In the name of all that is good about this thread, join me to combat this menace before it is too late.
-Sir Red Rocky54
