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A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raised their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raised their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" Fifteen students raised their hands. "Has anyone

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Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "But if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige, wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counte

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The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health

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Other Axis of Evil Wannabes, by John Cleese Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the “Axis of Evil”, Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right, they ar

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Titles in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

Just a bit of rampant curiosity... When all you giants of imagination build a theme, what inspires the title of youe works? Do you have a title in mond before you start, or do you finish, sit back, and a title hits you between the eyes? I've seen some unique titles and have wondered where they came from.

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adni,The National Lampoon song was "Deteriorata". And just for you Dr.Demento trivia fans, Melissa Manchester is the female back up singer in that song. ***now I need a beer***

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Reply to Daijiro Kato....... in WinCustomize Talk WinCustomize Forums

WEll put wombat_1. Not only was he a sports figure, he was a father and a husband. That in itself is a tragedy, even if you get passed the sports part. I know zero about bike races, but can see the personal impact.

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