WinCustomize ForumsTwo wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people
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Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
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Never mess up an apology with an excuse
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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
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Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
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Tact is the ability to tell him to go to hell and have him be happy to be on his way
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
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Thoughts to ponder.... Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? Can fat people go skin
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can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know? I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high exp
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Stevie Ray Vaughn - Little Wing We've all been sworn to secrecy...we can't devulge what we're talking about
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