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Axis of Evil and Allies, A new version of an old game in Politics JoeUser Forums

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Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

Still can't beat my favorite mediocre villians to date.....Episode of The Tick where the Swiss Army invaded in an amphibious assault with gargantuan Swiss Army Knives...

Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

But are you sure I'd look good in spandex? Link No, really I look just like that.......right.......

Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

Damn......well......why not? Lord knows I could use the support.....and dharma's garlic breath will come in useful if we run into any life sucking reenlistment NCO's....blehbleh.....dance my children of the night......

Limerick Review of Spiderman II in Fiction JoeUser Forums

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Great.....you're all in, now all we're short on is villians of mediocrity.....SSG Spadde comes to mind.

Reply to So Long, Fay Wray in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

She was great in damn near everything, but I'll never forget the first time I saw King Kong on New Year's Eve when I was about seven or so, and many New Years after....Long before most of the big horror movies, I'll never forget that amazing scream...

Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

Right, and I'm Disgruntled GI Guy, I'll just force them to join my unit, where they'll be crushed by the low morale, and never able to escape.....Anyone else?

Reply to I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

Awesome......now, all we need is a league of justice, and we can have our own cartoon called semi-super friends...

I have a secret superpower in Misc JoeUser Forums

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Limerick review of the village in Humor JoeUser Forums

While watching a movie called village, Eight dollars my wallet was pillaged, Not even a laugh, From huge porcupine wrath, Hey M. Night, where the hell was Bruce Willage? <!-- Ju-Anc

Reply to They can't read our thoughts now... in Misc JoeUser Forums

And wearing tin foil on your head is weird how? Except for tuesdays....tuesday is canteloupe day.......cool pic, cute kids.

Reply to It's Not Always an Army of Fun in Misc JoeUser Forums

not here at our unit, our stuff always works, and such good quality too, like those great chairs, or the 40,000 dollar computer monitors, and has anyone seen where i left my deed to the brooklyn bridge?

Why can't they just keep their damn traps shut? in Humor JoeUser Forums

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Reply to At least it's still cheaper than crack. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Accckkkkkk, real...name......must have.....anonimity......must.....fade....into....wooodwork.....urghhh......(sound of body collapsing.)

Johnny Cash is rolling in his grave. in Humor JoeUser Forums

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Reply to An Ancient Art in Art JoeUser Forums

Alpha Golf was banned, No more hat wearing backwards, Barbie can cram it sideways who the hell does she think she is *&&%%!!!!!!,death to the infidel dog...crap...crap....ummm, free form haiku?

Reply to Quote of the Day in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I'll thank you to know we have both kinds of music....country and western.

At least it's still cheaper than crack. in Humor JoeUser Forums

Next time you watch the olympics, take a close look at the marathon runners face. Look familiar...No? Try walking into a drug rehab or a homeless shelter where they're not to picky about letting in junkies. Why do we run? Is it that competitive edge, the joy of outdoors, or just the potential to someday be skinnier than Sgt. Dissapears When You Look

Reply to Poor in the Country vs Poor in the City in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Grew up in suburbia, went to college in Arkansas, been broke everywhere; I like it better in the country, but if you run around barefoot safely where you are, you must not live in a garden of earthly delights that enjoys the treasures of yellowjackets, bull nettles, thistles, blackberry patches, mesquite trees, blisterbugs, fire ants, regular ants, cow ants, dogs, pigs, chickens, cows, or sharp pointy rocks.....ah those were the good ole days.... </fon

Reply to Necronomicon in Religion JoeUser Forums

Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhy R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. "In his house at R'leh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange eons even death may die" -A.A.-

Reply to My Hat in Work JoeUser Forums

Sounds like some negative nancy is raining all over the unit's parade (and shitting on the unit's morale) in this case. You would have to dig the unit's morale out of the bottom of the outhouse in order to shit on it any more than it already is, but they're trying their damndest.

The Army your mother warned you about in Welcome JoeUser Forums

mmmm....So a man walks into a bar with a newt, sets it on the stool next to him and orders a drink. The bar tender gives him his glass and says "Hey, that's a cute little lizard you got there. What's his name?" The man looks up at the bar keep and says "Him? I call him Tiny." "Why on earth do you call him that?" "BECAUSE....he's my newt........ Now that yo