Red Rhino

Red Rhino

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I was recently lured into a "job interview." I walked up to the building and about three people greeted me at the door. "Are you hear for (censored business name)?" they asked. "Why, yes I am." I replied. Now my paranoid nature beginning to wonder if this was some sort of trap. Maybe the college cops set up a sting and were going to make me pay that blasted parki

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I like watching just bits and peices of the soaps between commercials of other shows. Different soaps too. Then intermingling the independant plots to make one big super soap in my head. Good stuff.

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Sometimes I'll lie about completely obvious stuff like that because there is no way its someone elses fault. So it almost becomes a game about thinking up the most creative and unlikely course of events that leads up to you not being responsible for it. Deep down we know you know, and we know you know we know you know (etc etc). So admitting we did it seems like a boring and repetive step. Why not at least make the other person laugh. I view those

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Today while I was on the computer a soap was playing on tv in the background. I watch it for about 2 minutes and I this is what I see. A woman is stuck in a crack in the ground (or something). She must have recently fell down it. Then a guy is leaning on his stomach above the cliff talking to her, and this conversation takes place (as best as I can remember it).<BR

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I scored 15 (Bill Clinton) and I'm pretty conservative, I'm just not religious. Alot of those questions seemed to me to be based on the idea all republicans are religious zealots. It must be a left wing conspiracy to make everyone appear liberal.

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Fear is generally a good thing. It keeps you from doing something stupid or risking more than you have to lose. It tells you that you should really think about the chances of your death are high enough given a situation that you should consider another option. Fear can be ignored and pushed through if you deem it necessary to accomplish a task. Without fear there

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Well of course. Men fix things, at least we try (just don't flush the toilet for a few days). But I will listen to what she says. I throw out things I think will help, but they aren't meant to derail the "listening to the rant" part. I'll listen to the rant all she needs. But I'm not trying to end the rant.

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I know I'm not alone here, but my grilfriend makes me crazy. In more ways than one. First off, she is a wonderful wonderful caring woman... but whenever she gets down or mad she doesn't say a word. She will put on a happy face, go on about her business, but she lets out tell-tell signs that she hates everyone and everything at this particular moment. So I try to a

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I'm new to JoeUser.com, but I'm wonder if there is a bit of celebrity within the community? Does having one of those top10 users respond to posts make us feel good? Having the person with the number one site agree with your topic make a nice little feeling down in the cockles and sub-cockles of your heart? And when they disagree, does it make you sink into a hole?<

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I drive down the street and I notice, as does most other people, that nearly 2/5ths of the cars (if not more) are being driven by people with cell phones up to their ears. And when I'm walking in a store, its nearly the same ratio if not more. Once as I was sitting in the lobby of a hotel after a defensive driving course, I noticed we were all sitting around in a re

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I live in Arizona so I hear people telling us we need to learn Spanish all the time. Recently in college, a hispanic professor was pointing out that hispanics are the fastest growing race in America. And because of thise, we should all learn to speak fluent Spanish. All the while I'm sitting there thinking, "Well, why don't they just learn english?" Why do I have to become fluent in a language when the people who speak it as their primary language

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Hmmm, Riker never got on my nerves that much. But maybe Wesley can come and be a crewman on voyager. Then he and janeway can go out on some mission and die horribly.

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lol, I'm sorry. I didn't think to mention it since its been in rerun for the past 5 years or whatever. Hmm... That episode was doubly worse since there were TWO janeways, so I only got half satisfaction when only one died. At least in the other I got full satisfaction if it was only for a brief second.

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Its late and I'm catching an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. I don't particularly have any postive or negative feeling towards the show. It has its good moments and bad ones. But I know what I don't like about it; The Captain. She is always such a ... mother figure. I guess thats how they might have intended it. But whenever she has to tell a crew member they've

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Yeah, I've seen Josie and the Pussycats. I can't remember most of it. Maybe I got some of that joking conspiracy thing from that movie subconsciously. The attractiveness angle isn't just politics though, its everything. Beautiful people get the benefit of the doubt. And I don't think its just Guys to Girls now... I think its Guys to guys, girls to girls, and girls to guys too. It used to be attractive people were considered less intelligent than

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The last line of my previous blog made me think, it reads as following: "If you watch the Channel long enough, its like one show blends right into another and you can spend hours just gazing at the pretty colors and beautiful people. Maybe thats what its all about. ... *zombie stare* I pledge allegiance to the MTV..." I think MTV is very skilled at brainwas

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So periodically when I sit down for lunch or just need some brain melting TV lounging, I'll turn on MTV. And as I've noticed its pretty much the same repackaged slop over and over. However, there is of course a common theme to it. No, not music if thats what you are thinking. Its usually the look. Young people dressed up like they are ready to rave 24/7. To be h

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I am a 25 year old Global Business degree seeking student who is majoring in Information Systems Management. Or is that the other way around, I'm not sure. I've made mistakes in my College career, and its been extended to about 7 years now. That joke David Spade and Chris Farley have in " Tommy Boy " relates to me. Farley: "Hey Richard, I graduated!" Spade

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