No piece of paper can be folded more than 7 times if folded in half repeatedly. The velocity of a male wombat's urine is twice that of a male human's. A gorilla can fart ten times louder than a human being. An ant will always fall over on it's right hand side when drunk. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
Hahaha damn I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pickle. Maybe I can sue all the pickle manufacturers of the world. Who's a lawyer here? Jess
Damn Muggaz ...this was good, I'm glad you gave me the link. Now I'm off to research Taoism. Oops I said damn Jess
Trina I don't think the comment was comparing marriage to slavery. It is a master/slave relationship who wed. Exactly Trina .. a marriage should be a partnership, I actually find it disturbing that a person who married to " fit in" and not for any of the reasons you mentioned voices an opinion on whether or not gays should have the right to wed. Thank you for your input and it is obvious from reading your articles that you have been b
Little Whip ...I read your comment and I wrote out a huge reply. Then decided I wouldn't bother. That you even find the fact that your liking your husband to dominate you and homosexuality fall under the same heading of choice, shows i would be wasting my time. Also as Thomas pointed out ....this is a rant about people who hide behind religion. Jess
Thanks Jeremy ..I thought it was a great play on words Kalpaeshc ....Unlike you I'm sure a sense of humour was amongst all the wonderful attrributes Gandhi possessed. Afterall ...it is in HUMOUR Jess
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Jess <img
OMG ..I wasn't being coy or playing hard to get Glad you liked the site ..I really need to get round to putting some more pics on it. Lucky I have such a talented web master, he did a great job making it for me and teaching me all about that kind of stuff. Jess
WF thank you for that beautiful quote and the wonderful images it put into my head. Jess
Muggaz ...yea I know the insanity of it and I think maybe staying away from those type of blogs sounds like a good idea. I'm heading to bed but I will be sure to check out your article on it tomorrow. As well as look into some stuff about Taoism. I have heard a bit about it but not much. Thanks mate Jess
Thanks Sally ..It seems you and I think alot alike. I try to speak with respect otherwise it makes me no better than them. King ..you always make me smile. Gerry ...arghhhh hypocrosy ...the do as I say not what I do crowd. TY Dharma It's good to see there are others who share my opinion ..all is not lost. Jess
Great article Sally. Life without love would be pretty sad, Even when it hurts, it just means that the right person is still out there ...you just have to find each other. I tried the love doesn't exist road for a while ....I'm glad i came to my senses, and I'm glad you did too. Jess
Thomas ...I like very much. This is really good, I can't wait for the next chapter. Jess x
OMG don't stop now ..I want more This is great babe. Jess
Ohhhh nice. I like him already ..insert evil laugh here. Jess
Keep writing Trent ..there are people out here reading. When you least expect it ..you will meet someone. Let them find you. Jess
This is my rant ..so I'll bitch if I want to. Warning ..this is a RANT ..this article may offend. Disclamer ... this article in no way is directed at any true christians. I am heartily sick of the people who hide behind the church ....use it to excuse their bigotry and hatred. The pious, holier than thou attitud
Thanks Gerry Seeing Thomas is being sneaky .....go to my site Link and have a wander. You will like it Trin ...there are more pics of him on there Jess
reminder to self ...don't comment when you've just crawled out of bed. That would be Queensland Jess
Gerry ....you got it right. I was moving to the US on a work transfer but became ill, so I am still here. Thomas will be here soon ..lucky for him as he's already more Aussie than American. He even watched the State of Origin footy last night ..cheering for Quennsland of course Trin ... we mesh well <img src="../images/smiles/grim.gif" border=0 ALIGN="a
Fussyvet ..sorry I only just now saw your comment. I am fighting an illness ..but I'm going to win. I'm glad you have found God to help you and no longer cry alone. Jess
Marco .... thanks for that. I read yours too but often don't comment because they leave me in awe. You shy? when? Jess
.... AND ITS GOOD, HE GONNA SCORE! LMAO Thomas ..you even sound like an Aussie male Jess
rolls the eyes ...shakes head sadly at the boys and sneaks back out Jess
so ... all good christians shouldn't wear it or eat it? Jess
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