Your body may be ready, but is your PC?
Literally built my PC for this game.
Have you done your finger exercises?
Well... yes, I mean... in a matter of speaking... sure, may be once or twice?
Cleaned your mouse laser?
Just licked it to make sure.
It's clean.
Wiped your screen off?
It may as well be invisible.
Well, it sort of is invisible anyway, but yeah, clean.
Stopped all other apps except Steam and your email client?
Locked down tighter than a crotchless chastity belt.
Made sure nobodies stealing your WiFi so you can get the max download speed?
I set fire to my neighbor's houses, just to make sure.
Oh and the most important part, do you have snacks?
I've installed a minifridge less than three feet from my face for this very occasion.
In addition...
I've made an assprint in my seat that just cannot be tamed. I've gotten out the vaseline and wetnaps. I have multiple hard, dense objects to throw at unsuspecting interlopers. And I've not gotten sleep in two days.
I'M READY
