100 Great One Liners...

Number 101 - Merry Christmas, folks!

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Found this on my face book home page... feel free to add your own!

 

 

 

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Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

We're on an express elevator to hell.....going down.

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A few of my favorites:

 

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

Unless you're the lead mole, the scenery never changes, all you see are molasses.

 

To those who use the word "if" too much:

   If your aunt had balls, she'd be your uncle.

   If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass.

 

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If it ain't fix don't broke it. 

Got to be original. Lol

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

One foot and they call you a cannibal.

 

[still sticking to the 'movie one-liners']

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right?

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"We gotta do somethin'." I don't know why "we" always has to be me every damn time. We, we, we. What do I look like, an expert in worm?

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

You better send a Meat Truck. Charlie's copped a saucepan in the throat.    [Mad Max]