Geez, you lot of pink ponies still here waffling on about the prospect of being gelded before your time? 
Hmmm. woulda thought you'd have all growed up by now and become cart horses or something.
Oh well, you'll be saddled with old ae and wrinkles soon enough, so take the reins while yer can and round up a few mares before ya need them little blue pills to mount 'em.
Anyhow, I'm gonna hop on my mule and make an ass of myself someplace else.
Affectionately [in a blokey sort of way] starkers. 
