banned for trying to change my given name

Banned for not choosing one.

banned for mocking my poor or absent choices

Banned for having a why me? type of persecution complex.

banned for trying to make everything complex

Banned for choosing to oversimplify issues of greater importance.

banned for dancing to the tune of the bankers and industrialists while claiming otherwise

Banned for bullshit... I never ever dance to the tune of bankers, politicians, car salesmen or money grubbing real estate agents.

banned for proving my point

Banned for how do you come to that way off conclusion when I said 'never ever' dance to their tunes?

banned for fulfilling the claiming otherwise portion of my commentary

Banned for reading wild commentary from the lunatic fringe.

banned for banning me from my favorite entertainment of radical left and right crazies

What happened on January 6th crossed a very ugly line.

Banned for getting tips how to be an insurrectionist from watching the TV news on the 6th.

Yeah, it was certainly not a good look.  Hopefully it never happens again, especially after 5 people lost their lives in the chaos.

banned for thinking i even watch tv, i listen to radio

Banned for using an outdated and pictureless technology instead of going to the TV to be informed of worldly events.

banned for thinking i have time to watch tv when i am working like a dog

Banned for behaving all canine-like by pretending to be a wolf and howling at the full moon.... thus letting the neighbours know that you'll bite if they venture too close to your kennel.

banned for prancing around like a cat to get others to chase you

Banned for it seems you have pussy on your mind quite a lot.  

banned for mocking my desires

Banned for feline desires that include a penchant for cat food.

banned for not realizing that cat food is very nutritious and cheap

Banned for being tight fisted and going dirt cheap with cat food to feed guests while you eat fried chicken.

banned for being jealous of what i feed my guests