Banned for violating the Non Disclosure Ban on Bans made multiple times during the same post.

Banned for seeking to invoke irrelevant, over-complicated legislation to settle matters here.

Banned for relevance.

Banned for relevance out of context and efforts to give it importance out of sync.

Banned for still being at this after all these years and not yet managing to ban everything.

banned for banning time

Ban everything!

Banned for not getting everything.

Banned for posting as pic of your pimply arse on this 'ere forum.... ever hear of Clearacil?

banned for recommending medical treatment without showing appropriate credentials 

Banned for not having the appropriate credentials to ban me for not showing the appropriate credentials to recommend pimple treatment to a bloke with the most pimples on one arse that I have ever seen.

That, however, does not give you license to show your pimply arse here to go one spot better.

Butt that isn't mine, someone else left it BEHIND.  Banned for not recognizing that butt was clearly already doctored.

Banned for plausible deniability gone wrong.... that butt is yours, doctored or not.  And don't say 'where's the tail if it's mine'?  Your tail was docked very early after birth due to it getting in the way during number two's.

banned for tailing him to get it all handled

Banned for non-compos minties.

Banned for pimply butt discussions on a family friendly website where acne butts be more appropriate.

banned for assumption of being a family friendly website/forum

they let in starkers 

Banned 'cause you and I are in it with a bigdog with bigfeet.

banned for being part of the big time

Banned for being a small-time wannabe with big aspirations.

Banned 'cause we all aspire to be high on the bottom rung of the ladder.

banned for having your ladder rung

Banned 'cause I'd rather have the ladder rung than the bucket kicked.

Banned by the bucket.

Banned for having rung the bloke with the bucket to bring it over.