Banned for embalming grasshoppers before frying them with seaweed flavored bacon.

banned for not appreciating quality food 

My carrier is banned for failing to deliver the ban I submitted 6 hours ago.

banned for blaming your carrier instead of just getting a new one

Banned for carrying on. Carry on.

Banned for dating Kari.

banned for yoga infused dates

Banned for carbon dated ideas.

banned for letting the carbon infused air molecules proceed to the sky

Banned for subscribing to greenish conspiracy theories.

banned for assuming they are green

Banned 'cause all this banning in making my head ban... er, hurt.

Banned for being foolish enough to attempt reading the entire banned list.

banned for propagating the typical american concept to life

Banned for leaving the seat down- a pusillanimous act of submission to the preferences of the fairer sex.

banned for propagating feminist propaganda that they are so  weak that they can't move their own seat

banned for bad links....

Banned for following links like they are bread crumb trails.

banned for breaking bread with trailers

Banned for trailing behind leaders with no right turns.

Banned for enjoying races with no right turns; cribbage and NASCAR are opposites.

banned for rednecking around the track

Banned for calling out cribbage as a redneck game after my bedtime.

Banned for redneck jokes after hours.

banned for wanting before hours entertainment