Banned for Uranus gets closer to the ground every year due to gravity making your legs shorter; Hisanus sometimes passes for the Channel Tunnel when the sea gets a bit choppy, and Heranus just got a promotion to fourth rock from the Sun after winning a Borg beauty contest in the Gamma Quadrant.

banned for talking about your personal life on public forums

Banned for all the T.M.I. For shame!

Banned for referring to Custer's last phrase [Too Many Indians - TMI] on International Custard Day.

banned for mocking the most hilarious day ever

Banned for lumps in the Blanc Mange on International Custard Day

Banned for mousse has holes in it.

banned for not seeing the squirrel that made them

Banned for introducing the squirrel grip to mens team sports... and for putting nuts in the Blanc Mange with intent.

Banned for having twenty digits.

banned for discussing digits without specifying a radix

banned for confusing, made up planet names

banned for anthropomorphizing the Borg

Banned for removing your Klingons with an egg beater, then using said beater to whip up a batch of Vulcanian scones.

This has been, and always shall be, your ban, ban.

Banned for improper procedure by employing an incorrect format to a game with well defined rules

banned for getting all procedural 

Banned for using a word that reminds me of a diuretic... now I gotta go pee.

Banned for having the outhouse inhouse.

banned for taking the bathroom with you

Banned for being on Half Moon Street.

banned for taking the bare back road

Banned for crossing the Broke Side river during siesta time.

Banned for sleeping on the job and missing your quota of once were funny jokes.

banned for being under the quota

Banned for falling of the wagon ang getting the entire wagon train drunk on fermented cactus juice

Banned for putting said wagons in a circle.