Banned for not realising that my beard is host to various types of wildlife... not to mention the tasty remnants of repasts from yesteryear.

Banned for crumby commercials.

banned for commercializing the world

Banned for talking the talk and walking the walk in front of the mirror... gotta practise, I guess, but you oughta know that NASA cameras can see these strange happenings and post them on You Tube

Banned for tubing in a tub of suds.

banned for hunting suds in blue duds

Banned for being the dude in the duds with suds in his gruds.

[gruds being Aus slang for undies]

Banned for blaming it on Aussies. What'd they ever do to tubs full of sudsy gruds.

banned for being such a turd about it

Banned 'cause turds are made by vultures flying over the dessert.

Banned for not knowing that turds become bankers, politicians and advertising execs... car salespersons.

Banned for knowing trade secrets.

Banned for secretive trade with abovementioned undesirables.

banned for unfair evaluation of human excrement,  which contains useful quantities of nitrogen, potassium, phosphorous, and hydrocarbons.   comparisons to car salesman and bankers are completely unwarranted.

banned for attempting to make something useful

Banned for not attempting to do something useful.... being a lounge lizard does not qualify as being productive.

Banned for who said anything about human excrement?  It was vulture excrement, as I recall. Therefore you are twice banned and the comparisons to politicians, bankers, advertising execs and used car salesmen in not only warranted but correct.

banned for quoting and double banning

Banned for snickers.

Banned for liking Mars bars better than Snickers... and preferring lollipops so you can be an all-day sucker.

Hey sucka, wot ya gonna do... wot ya gonna do when they come for you?

Banned for quotes from the id.

Banned for quotes of Biblical proportions.... we do not need plagues of frogs, locusts or giant rats wearing ballet shoes and pink tutus.

Banned for how many angels can dance on the head of a pin? One...

banned for wilfully and with knowledge aforethought encouraging lavicious thoughts of angel booty shaking.

Banned for leaving the Collective to come play trivial games here and speak about babes, booty and boobs.

banned for trivialness