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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #20226 Top

Banned for desertiing it in the face of negligible returns.

Reply #20227 Top

Banned for deserting your post cos sleeping standing up was awkward... but hey, I understand, at home in your own bed is the best place to be.

Reply #20228 Top

Banned for horizontal works best if ya ain't doin' nuthin'.

Reply #20229 Top

Banned for preferring 'horizontal dancing' to doing the bossanova in a cathedral with no ball room.

Reply #20230 Top

banned for doing the bossanova like he was casanova in the middle of a supernova.

 

Reply #20231 Top

Banned for cosmic catastrophes delivered in brown paper bags by subscribers to BuX4Doc.

Reply #20232 Top

Banned for bringing a commercial value into it... horizontal dancing is free or nothing around here.

Reply #20233 Top

banned for wanting things free 

Reply #20234 Top

Banned for free you have to pay for. So how is it free...I dunno. :P

Reply #20235 Top

Banned for the price of a dozen eggs... and being told to go suck an egg didn't mean getting a dozen to practice on.

Reply #20236 Top

banned for sucking eggs

Reply #20237 Top

Banned for sucking sock juice without a straw.

Reply #20238 Top

banned for trying to be the straw man

Reply #20239 Top

Banned for preferring hay and wanting to have a roll in it.

Reply #20240 Top

Banned, all regular players for being slackos and not participating more frequently.

Also banned for allowing life in the real world to get in the way of bullshit games on the internet.

And banned for priorities that conflict with mine.

Banned!!! Just Banned !!!!!!!

Reply #20241 Top

banned for going on quite the rant

Reply #20242 Top

Banned for underestimating my mental anguish... I was completely off chops and ready for the strait jacket and a padded cell.

FTR: off chops = losing the plot big time.... relinquishing one's grip on reality [if one actually had said grip to begin with]. 

Reply #20243 Top

belatedly banned for boldly bragging about being bonkers

Reply #20244 Top

Banned for not invoking the power of the Collective to help ward off being bonkers issues.

Reply #20245 Top

banned for going with the wards of phone calls 

Reply #20246 Top

Banned for the absense of absentmindedness.

Reply #20247 Top

Banned for remembering never to forget just how absent minded you are.

Reply #20248 Top

banned for trying to be here despite your forgetting to put on a moustache 

Reply #20249 Top

Banned for mistakenly thinking that a moustache is a prerequisite to membership to this exclusive thread.

Reply #20250 Top

banned for going beardy with it all