banned for going to the rabbit hole when snake holes are so much more fun

Banned for going into snake holes... one of these days ome of 'em is gonna turn around and bite you.

BTW, how far can you lift a snake's tail before its head comes off the ground?

Banned for still even Thinking about cold snakes when there are puppies and kittens everywhere. 

Banned for bring up the abundance of puppies and kittens, but not reminding the public to spay or nueter their pets.

banned for cruel and unusual treatment of animals

Banned for excessive bloat.  

banned for poor maintenance

Banned for drawing the elongated short straw....it's your turn to muck out the stables and hose down the kennels of the hounds of Hades.

banned for sending me back down there, they kicked me out for a reason you know

Banned for bragging about your peeps.  

banned for eating my peeps for some fertility/spring event that has been modified to try and shoe horn it in to christianity

Banned for keeping this thread alive. 

Banned for necro is not allowed.

Banned for licking the platter clean... the hounds must again go without, save hunting their own prey on the moors

Banned for crying havoc and letting slip the dogs of war.

Banned for vthe dogs of war have been muzzled for this experiment... we don't want them taking chunks out of the poor locals now, do we?

Also baaned for going all Nero on us and fiddling with Roman numerals.

Banned permanently, for everyone with the exception of starkers and those of like mind whom grasped a 400+ year old play reference.

Leave my numerals out of this, lol.

Banned for laughing out loud at your numerals.

Banned for banning the best medicine...  would you rather take cod liver oil instead?

Personally, I refuse to take cod liver oil... it creates a slippery slope... and accidents happen if you can't run or even walk fast.

banned for downhill walking

Banned for being lazy and riding the tobogan down instead... and that tree stump inside to snowbank at the bottom just had to hurt.

Banned for being lazy and riding the tobogan down instead... and that tree stump inside the snowbank at the bottom, well it just had to hurt.

banned for too easy to ban for a double post

Banned for taking the easy option.. a more convoluted path would have been a lot funnier

banned for convulsions