Banned for chewing off more than you can bite.

banned for giving me the day off

Banned for not saying off of what.

banned for the off chance you may be right

Banned for the off chance reality is stranger than fiction. 

banned for not knowing that fiction is always has some bases on fact and so therefore fact must be stanger than fiction

Banned for science fiction.... often leads viewers up the garden path and is stranger than than a bucketful of hermaphradite worms.

banned for worming up to thinks

Banned for I thinks you think too much about this, that and whatever else... take a pill and chill out, will ya.

 Banned for chillin, maxin, and relaxin. Yup    I like that!   It's near.

banned for being happy on a sad day

Banned for causing a disturbance in the force.     What did you do now?   

Banned for ripping avatar from a Corona commercial.

Banned for ripping is so severe.  And anyways, good taste, good beer.     Oh look, it's Corona time. 

Banned for having poor taste in beers 

Banned for iilicit wrangling without proper documentation sayin' that you can wrangle and not have a dangle to go along with it.

Banned for reminding me of the dangling participle. 

banned for work related stress

Banned for not accepting that women should not have to deal with dangly bits in the workplace... unless of course they're very much attracted to the uber cute office boy in the tight pants that show off his ambition to climb the corporate ladder... the CEO's wife has her eye on him, too

Banned for eyes on miscreants.

Banned for eyeing the missies.

(And stress at work is serious, I hope your getting help with that.  One big foot step at a time The Ryat.     )

banned for stressing out at my stress

Banned for stress is your mind telling you that you've taken on too much... so lighten yer load and drop that bag o' spuds.

banned for light loads

Banned for light at the end of the funnel... but don't look too closely or you'll end up with stuff in yer eye.