banned for not realizing the the wood that Noah used was excellent wood and was most likely salvaged to build homes for himself and his sons families

Banned for holy smoke, let's not forget the burning bush. 

Banned for underestimating and omitting some of Moses' accomplishments... like when he did smite an Egypian guard while the 12 tribes were escaping, which says alot for 'Thou Shalt not Kill'.... and when he beat the false prophet, Mustaphva Leak, with the jawbone of a camel for peeing on the burning bush.

banned for pirating the Ten Commandments

banned for typing like a pirate

banned for wanting me to wait

Banned for Confucious say: "Woman landing on backside like bear with sore head."... approach with caution while wearing running shoes.

Banned for leaving your sole at the door.... no good going back for it, either.  The cloakroom attendant was the devil in disguise, and now your sole is his.

banned for not looking up

Banned for fishing a video and posting it where no one knows what it is.

Banned for finned and pointy things sailing along.

banned for future banning

Points for nice touch though.

Banned for Ocean's Eleven.... coming to rob a casino near you.