Banned for stay away from the water. Drink pickle juice Alert.
A limo driver was picking up the pope, when he started asking him to drive the car. He felt obliged and gave him the keys. Off the pope sped, well past the speed limit. An officer soon pulled him over and on seeing the pope was behind the wheel, he immediately phone his boss and requested instruction. His superior asked who was driving the limo that he couldn't give him a ticket, the mayor? No, the officer said, more important. His superior asked, the Senator? No the officer said. The president was his last question? The officer said no, but the pope is his limo driver!