Banned for not working from home during this uncertain time when sausages can suddenly become rissoles overnight.

Banned for parking your delivery truck in a no parking zone where old farts like me ride our mobility scooters and pop wheelies to impress the old spinsters watching for the most daring stunt.

Banned for watching on and taking notes for future reference.... like when you too are and old fart.

Banned for thinking you won't succumb to the inevitable and become all wrinkled and withered and wake up 'stiff' every morning but not where it always used to be.

Banned for the only fountain you know is when you go to the gents and pee up the wall.

Banned for using a public convenience without walls.... look out, the ceiling is crashing down.

Banned for resorting to technology when a few simple bricks would suffice.... and maybe some skyhooks for added support.

Banned for not letting everyone know that Covid was originally spread by space ponies.

Damned space ponies!

banned for waving space dust in our faces to try to cure what ails us

banned because magic is nothing more than a level of technology that we don't understand

Banned because you mewe'd in the post.

banned for putting in the way in the first place