Banned for busting your motorcycle out of the kennel.  By the way it still smells like dog wee.

banned for going wee wee wee all the way home

Banned for helping the farmer's wife catch the 3 little pigs and cutting 3 slices off their bum to make bacon.

BTW: banned cos you were filmed peeing on my bike and it's now in the hands of my lawyers... suing for the peeling paint and rust issues.

Maybe you should bottle that stuff and sell it as paint stripper, degreaser and weedkiller.  

Banned for monopolizing pee wee and Herman's alter ego.

Banned for alerting the world to Herman's urinary issues and why he no longer plays Monopoly with youngsters who don't suffer with incontinnence.

banned for wanting the old man to play with the younger ones

Bbanned 4 inconclusive alphabeticalness.

Banned for picking the letters out of your alphabet soup for fear of choking on them.

banned for making things so soupy

Banned for forgetting the sandawich.

Banned for leaving the fillings out of the sandwich so's you could skimp on ingedients but still charge full price.

banned for whining about a cheap price just because it is the full price

banned for nonsense to the enth degree

Banned...

Banned or not specifying the nature of said ban or for its reason

Banned cause I feel good when I ban you.

Banned cos I feel even better when I ban you.... then there's the enjoyment it gives everyone else.

banned for enjoying the ban when ban should be a duty

Banned for one enjoys his work/duties.

Also banned cos I'm sick n' tired of being sick n' tired, so there.

Banned for due diligence from the quagmire of BandaBans. 

banned for sinking in

Banned for poking holes in your dingies.

Banned for having a dingy with bubble gum patches.

bubble banned

Banned for hating on gubble bum and.... blowing indiscrete bubbles in the bath.