Banned for wolf whistling at hooters.

banned for hooting like a blowfish

Banned for blowing up all the fishes.

Banned for inviting the gamey fish warden and the fishy game warden who are looking for all those wolves and fishes.

Banned for calling out "It's the woluf, it's the woluf" when in fact it was just a hungry chihuahua out for some fish n' chips.

Banned for fishing with hot dogs on a string.

banned for stringing this thread along

Banned for longing.

Banned for shorting.

banned for twisting and turning like a dead dog on a wire

My premature demise is greatly exaggerated.  Banned for liar fraud.

Banned for bringing up liar fraud.... call it bending the truth a little.

Banned for bending and twisting altercations with non sentient members of planet Earth. 

Banned for insinuating that I altercate with 99% of Earth's population.

Banned for behind the scenes to do's.

Banned for do's behind the scenes when don'ts are mor popular.

Banned for morphing under the stairwell.

banned for taking the long way home

Banned for taking shortcuts on the long way home to make it the short way home and get your dinner faster.

Banned for mixing your metaphors with your herbivores and your felines with your beelines.  And, if that makes any sense your more tired than I am.  gn.

Banned for lullabyes.

banned for swinging in the shower

Banned for Saturday nights.

banned for thinking it is all right for a fight

Banned for right fights when lefts are pretty good.