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forum 'ban game' two

forum 'ban game' two

since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.

 

 

i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol

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Reply #23951 Top

Banned for impersonating Al Bundy to get shoes for free.

Reply #23952 Top

Banned for dressing up in a  red wig, stretch pants, high heels, red lipstick and saying "AL I'm home".

Reply #23953 Top

Banned for descriptions of indigenous OZ inhabitants.

Reply #23954 Top

Banned for confusing the Wizzer of OZ with the Wizard of OZ

Reply #23955 Top

Banned for unleashing your wizzer and twirling it 'round to make a loud humming noise like a bee on steroids.

Reply #23956 Top

Banned for sampling the sound and trying to sell it to Cardi B.

Reply #23957 Top

Banned for I would never.... I wanted to sell it to Liberace but his ghost wouldn't hand over the bucks.

Reply #23958 Top

banned for making my life miserable

Reply #23959 Top

Banned for neglecting to mention your 99.9% contribution to that perceived misery.

Fact is, you're only happy when you're miserable, so stop complaining and be happy at what you do so well.

Reply #23960 Top

Banned for climbing on a Soap Box while your wizzer was out of the barn.

Reply #23961 Top

Banned for it was a cereal box and my wizzer was so definitely in the barn.... was zipped up tightly in its stall to prevent it getting at a 'rather warm' mare as in heat.

:grin:

Reply #23962 Top

Banned for mare stalking.

Reply #23963 Top

Banned for it was the mayor.... and leave my stalk alone.

Reply #23964 Top

Banned for stalking in sito.

Reply #23965 Top

Banned for you're the second person to have a go at my stalk.... if I wish to go stalking through the woods I shall.

Reply #23966 Top

Banned for adding more wood.

Reply #23967 Top

Banned for going into the woods and coming back with a backside full of splinters.

Reply #23968 Top

Banned for failing to get wood when the mayor wanted to stoke the fire.

Reply #23969 Top

Banned for fiery monologues.

Reply #23970 Top

Banned for returning to the soapbox just to make a 1 sentence monologue and pestering Mr. Mayor with your wood issue.

Reply #23971 Top

Banned for not recognising a beer box when you see one.... and hands off my wood.  If you want wood, go to the saw mill like everyone else.

Reply #23972 Top

Banned for putting beer cans in a soapbox just so you could call it a beer box and excessive wood polishing while drinking beer standing on your soapbox.

Reply #23973 Top

Banned for obsessions with soapboxes and wood.

Reply #23974 Top

Banned for adverts on splintered soap.

Reply #23975 Top

Banned for splintering soap bars into several pieces thinking it'll save you money.