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Banned for being older than your teeth but younger than your gums.

banned for gumming up the works

AGAIN!

Banned confusing chewing on gum with work.

Banned for using gum to hold the soles of your shoes together with the tops

Banned for gumming up gum wrappers with gum prechewed by seven gummy bears.

banned for letting bears poop in the woods

Banned for going down to the woods today, disguised in a Bigfoot suit to watch bears shit, when all of a sudden a poppa bear comes over and humps your leg.

Banned for enjoying being humped on the leg.

Banned for denigrating Humpty Trumpty after he fell off the wall. 

banned for building the wall in the first place

Banned for trivialising the efforts of the Chinese to build a bit of a wall to keep the damned rabbits out.

Banned (sic) on the run?     wHat is the purpose and popularity of this thread?

banned for not knowing the purpose

Banned for not properly explaining it to a person who obviously doesn't know why we come here to make often ridiculous bans that cannot be enforced or even adhered to by those told to get the fech out by another previously banned nut-job with lunatic tendencies and a penchant for the weird, wacky and completely insane.

Banned for talking about members without the nut-job lunatic tendencies but keeping the other stuff.

Banned for taking your macadamia nuts and pistachios laced with thorazine to curb your nutty appetite.

Banned for the semblance of sanity but with a clear touch of loony binitis and an overwhelming tendency to flip your lid as nonchalantly as flipping a pancake in the pan while readying the maple syrup by holding the bottle upside down between your toes.

banned for mocking maple syrup

Banned for muttering words under your breath so's the majority doesn't find out that you like to wear pantyhose and black lingerie with frills on Friday nights while the missus is out to bingo with her friends.

Oh, and here's another fun game you might like: https://forums.wincustomize.com/487621/page/1/#replies

banned for inviting to a new game

Banned for the criticism but going over anyway..... good job, however.  

banned for the thumbs up

Banned for getting your thumb stuck up your nose while searching for that elusive dollar coin you lost a while ago.

Also banned for not trying another orifice of possibility.

Banned for potentialalities and other nonsense stuff coming out of orifices not yet rated.