Banned for pilfering words from a pop song to make your point.

Banned for inconsistency.  Discriminatory attitude toward a fictional genre known as "Pop", yet recognizing a similarly fictional genre called "Melodic Metal".

Banned fer gettin' yer knickers in a knot over wot's hot and wots not in the world of melodious this or thats.

Banned for wearing knickers so baggy you had to tie knots in them to show a little knee, which knobby display still didn't help you hitch a ride out of roo land.

Banned for having knees so nobbly they far outdo Craggy Rock for lumps, bumps and outcrops.

banned for scuffin your knees for no good reason

Banned fer carpet burns on yer knees after a wild night pretending to be a doggy fer yer missus

Just hope you liked the doggy biscuits as treats when you rolled over and played dead.

And behaved like a good little doggy when she put you in the bath and administered your flea treatment

Banned for raiding the scrap bucket while roleplaying the house pet.

banned for scraping the barrel

Banned for not being a barrel of laughs and scraping rock bottom to find a most unfunny joke that'd only get a smile at the lunatic asylum if you were offering prizes for who could show the most teeth.

banned for being jealous because you didn't have the most teeth

banned for being jealous because you didn't have the most teeth

Banned for impersonating a dentist to reveal who had the most teeth and getting bitten by an asylum inmate known for leaving prominent tooth marks on peoples derrieres while kissing ass and generally sucking up big time to receive treats.

banned for being overly complicated 

Banned for being underly complicated and completely ignoring the finer details for the bland, uninteresting and downright under-cooked with a dash ketchup.

Banned for dashing a sauce that squirts.  You want to dash, use worcestershire.

banned for a bad case of the hershey squirts

Banned for peurile potty humor.

Banned for peurile potty humor.

Banned for going potty over pot plants.

banned for planting your flag on planets of dubious origins

Banned for planting your pole in the hope of creating some origins so you can run your flag up it to celebrate being original for once in your life.

Banned for being snippy, and snappy, and so unlike Snoopy.

banned for letting the beagle get on the roof again

Banned for letting the dog out.... so you could sleep in the kennel.