Banned for the over-indulgence of body while neglecting necessary and important cerebral functions that help make the world go 'round.

And NO 'the world is flat jokes/comments or you're triple banned with enforceable lifelong extensions and no 'get-out' clauses.

banned for baiting me with flat earth commentary

Banned for thinking you were the baited catch on a fishing expedition that was actually after Spanish Mackerel to sell in Spanish Harlem at a huge profit after taking in expenses for bait, hooks, line and sinkers.... not to mention costs of running the boat; the fishermens wages and the cost of obligatory hookers once back on dry land.

Also banned for taking the bait and ending up getting 'hooked' by a professional hooker for all the wrong reasons and then some.

banned for trying to hook me onto the sphere of lies

Banned for believing in your own conspiracy theories and posting the evidence right here that you have need of a tin foil hat more than most.

banned for assuming they are theories

Banned for the theory that I'm assuming.... and banned for assuming I have a theory.

banned for cattle prods and other such motivating devices 

Banned for visiting the farm to test your cattle prod before using it to jump-start your heart in the mornings.

Banned for knocking cow farms while my clothes are covered in cow shit.  (accidentally set my chainsaw down in it while working wood)

Banned for tree murderation with a chainsaw, and for posting while covered in shit.

Banned because chopping up dead things is not murder, ask any zombie from the survival-gore game genre.

Besides, only an idiot that deserved to burn his house down would cut green wood for firewood.

Banned for cutting up zombie firewood and setting fire to it to make 100% sure it is dead.

banned for not remarking about the smoke on the water

Banned for not fearing my zombie trees.  My very wisest opponents, and only the very wisest, have targeted them with their prime card removal effects.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/trafaakswv0mog4/Black%20Oak%20of%20Odunos.jpg?dl=1 

Banned for not siccing your zombies trees on over-zealous greenies with political agendas and views of ruling the world with a green thumb.

banned because green is the color of conformity 

Banned because green is the color of your feelings about my banning.

banned for feeling up my color

Banned for feeling up his zombie trees and making their branches tremble with excitement.

banned for putting me in the same group as hollywood

Banned for not making it in Hollywood due to overly sweaty palms that grossed out the female fraternity.... there was no tush or boobie groping for you.

banned for going the direction of the palms

Banned for going in the opposite direction and ending up with profusely sweaty socks that make your shoes want to walk away on their own

Banned for  palming the offering on Palm Sunday in Palm Beach or Palmero.