Banned for urban legends deke out. 

banned by a legend

Banned for being a legend in your own mind... mind you, those meds must be good to have such wild fantasies.

Fantastic Ban

Banned for no reason.

banned beyond reason

banned for an illogical ban the has neither rhyme or reason.... and for flying above the radar and leaving a dirty blip on the screen.

Banned beyond reason and for blipping screen all full of flying rhyme.   damn  

banned for being full of it

Banned for umpteen unbans.

Banned for having more karma than you is no reason for nasty. 

Banned for mentioning karma without throwing it willy nilly in my direction.... and no karma for you because it's feching freezing and my karma giving finger has frostbite.

Banning for saying freezing. Winter is either here, or around the corner here, ALL the time.  

Must say the cold is getting a little easier to deal with. Thinkin I'm acclimatizing since B.C..   whew  

Banned for acclimatising to weather that's up and down like Jezebel's knickers... and banned for not knowing we go from one extreme to the other here, going from 27c yesterday down to 2c overnight/now.  That's a big fluctuation not easy to acclimatise to.

Banned for fluctuation.   hehe   And that is a bit extreme..   It is going crazy out there though. The weather..   Don't get me started.    oh my

Banned for not wanting to get started.... and going to extremes to avoid fluctuations of an up and down nature

  Banned for tornado watches is the season flavor today.     I love a huge thunderstorm  tornado, not so much...   

  And forest fires to the west, 12,000 folks at a time. Evacuated   wow   All that smoke has to be affecting the climate.   justsayin

Banned for being an internet weather watcher and suggesting it's okay to get wet by running around naked during thunderstorms.

Oh well, the sunscreen wouldn't be needed.

banned for caring on in an unsightly manner

Banned for thinking genitals were relatives of the Gentiles of Biblical times.

Banned for starkers won't be needing sunscreen. . But the other will. 

  Oh right, you've been assimilated against the sun a long time ago. 

Banned for IPFs.

banned for abbreviations

Banned for not standing closer... 'it's' more abbreviated than you think.

Banned for short stuff.