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Elemental Alpha: Invites going out

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Elemental Alpha: Invites going out

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We’ve picked a tiny handful of the pre-order group to become alpha testers based on how many other betas they’ve participated in, forum karma, and a number of other criteria.

Those of you not in the alpha, fear not, you’re not missing very much. The beta is scheduled to come out around PAX (Penny Arcade Expo).

Be forewarned, we plan to close the beta shortly after PAX and it will remain closed for some months. Those who want to get the beta can pre-order the game.

I am leaning towards beta 1 being only cloth map in order to let beta testers have more input on the game mechanics (fewer assets to change if we accept a suggestion).

There will be an Alpha tour later this week (possibly tomorrow). Stay tuned.

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Reply #76 from Elemental Forums Top

Also, I doubt there is anything in the NDA banning you from lying to deny being selected
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The NDA probably doesn't prevent you from lying, no... but honesty and honor does :P

Reply #77 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 3

'Damn you, random number generator!!!!!'More like "Damn you, slow parents!!!"

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LOL, that is the first time I've ever seen someone curse his parents for not getting busy sooner.

Sammual 

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Reply #78 from Elemental Forums Top

True, but the only reason a person would refuse to answer is because they are under NDA and don't like lieing. (Not counting eets, who would refuse to answer just to stir up trouble...)
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Well, or they could like teasing... Now that we all know that reasoning, it will be quite easy to convince someone you're under NDA, right?

Reply #79 from Elemental Forums Top

LOL, that is the first time I've ever seen someone curse his parents for not getting busy sooner.
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Is three and a half years too much to ask...... who stays engaged for eight years, anyway?

Reply #80 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Ron, reply 2
The NDA probably doesn't prevent you from lying, no... but honesty and honor does
End of Ron's quote
Indeed.

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Reply #81 from Stardock Forums Top

RNGs have never been my friend.  :S

Reply #82 from Elemental Forums Top

Is three and a half years too much to ask...... who stays engaged for eight years, anyway?
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Well, undoubtably they were practicing the entire time.

Yea buddy, bleach *that* imagine from your mind :)

Reply #83 from Elemental Forums Top

As Brad would say, Stardock betas are explicitly designed NOT to be fun in order to ensure the final release IS fun for the beta testers. The alpha will be more like torture. :)

Reply #84 from Elemental Forums Top

What about the whips? Will there be whips there?

Reply #85 from Elemental Forums Top

What about the whips? Will there be whips there?
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Only if you play as the Fallen.

Reply #86 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Istari, reply 9
The alpha will be more like torture.
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Well, some people actually like to get tortured... Or so I heard... O:)

Reply #87 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting ckessel, reply 11

What about the whips? Will there be whips there?


Only if you play as the Fallen.
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Quoting Annatar11, reply 10
What about the whips? Will there be whips there?
End of Annatar11's quote

 

Some companies use level caps, area lockouts, and the like to ensure that beta testers focus on the elements developers feel need testing. In keeping with their cutting-edge policies on subjects like DRM, Stardock will be breakign new ground in beta-testing by premiering the use of whips to control the focus of beta testers.

Reply #88 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Istari, reply 9
As Brad would say, Stardock betas are explicitly designed NOT to be fun in order to ensure the final release IS fun for the beta testers. The alpha will be more like torture.
End of Istari's quote

LOL

I was wondering. The 100 chosen ones are goin to have their names on the game credits? Something like "Guinea pig testers : lalala, lalala, lalala"

Reply #89 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Ron, reply 2

Also, I doubt there is anything in the NDA banning you from lying to deny being selected


The NDA probably doesn't prevent you from lying, no... but honesty and honor does
End of Ron's quote

What are these strange and incomprehensable concepts you speak of?^_^

Quoting Istari, reply 9
As Brad would say, Stardock betas are explicitly designed NOT to be fun in order to ensure the final release IS fun for the beta testers. The alpha will be more like torture.
End of Istari's quote

As a fanatical Master of Magic fan I would like to lodge a protest against the cloth map alpha, based on the screenshots we've already seen. Clearly you are focussing far too much on graphics. Dammit, if 640x480 was good enough then it's good enough now! Also, I am demanding you insert more bugs, so the release version can match that of MoM.;P

Reply #90 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 5

LOL, that is the first time I've ever seen someone curse his parents for not getting busy sooner.Is three and a half years too much to ask...... who stays engaged for eight years, anyway?

End of Scoutdog's quote

You got lucky. I missed out by a measly 6 months:'( I could of lied about my age, but I wanted to do the right thing (and not face any legal repercussions;P )

Reply #91 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Scorpiana, reply 12



Quoting Istari,
reply 9
The alpha will be more like torture.


Well, some people actually like to get tortured... Or so I heard...
End of Scorpiana's quote

 

Yeah I got married.... torture is overated LOL

Reply #92 from Elemental Forums Top

Yeah I got married.... torture is overated LOL
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Who says there's a difference?

Reply #93 from Elemental Forums Top

I think Solam is Implying Torture isn't so bad anymore... You get used to it?

 

}:)

Reply #95 from Elemental Forums Top

Of all the threads the Alpha announcement was the one I least thought would get derailed this badly.

 

Sammual

Reply #96 from Elemental Forums Top

To all the people that were selected...

 

Congrats!

 

You had better not let the community down. The rest of us dogs are counting on you.

Reply #97 from Elemental Forums Top

Coming from you, that photo does not seem so innocent.......... :S

I've noticed that GW Swicord has drastically declined his posting recenrly..... make of that what you will.......

Reply #98 from Elemental Forums Top

I've noticed that GW Swicord has drastically declined his posting recenrly..... make of that what you will.......
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So has Annatar...

Reply #99 from Elemental Forums Top

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 23
Coming from you, that photo does not seem so innocent..........

I've noticed that GW Swicord has drastically declined his posting recenrly..... make of that what you will.......
End of Scoutdog's quote

That was my first thought. Maybe i am just a perv(ect) as Aahz would say. }:)

Reply #100 from Elemental Forums Top

Coming from you, that photo does not seem so innocent..........
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Oh, come on, it's not like it's got a massive phallicly shaped object resting between it's legs...

 

Wait...  SPARTAN!


That was my first thought. Maybe i am just a perv(ect) as Aahz would say.
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Isn't that pervert?