I was reaching for my Switchblade until you posted the second one. (joking! Sheesh!)

Why is it that ppl are so divided over Linkin Park? It is the most successful band of the 21st century, after all.

I wish you would PLAY THE FORUM GAMES!

Koda0 (^)

I sent you a private message, Koda.

Granted.  But he doesn't play them correctly.

I wish life was simpler.

Eat, drink, sleep, and die. Have fun.

I wish, again, for world peace.

Granted. Everybody dies.
I wish for my internet would come back online so I could stop stealing my neighbors'....

Granted.  But your CPU overloads with withdrawl just as it does.

I wish my girlfriend had been online last night.  She hasn't gone this long without contacting me, an for once, i am 99.9% sure it isn't because she's mad at me.

its true, she's mad at you. she calls and tells you that she is angry and she is moving to [insert faraway place here]

i wish i knew what to wish for.

you suddenly figure out what to wish for, but the sheer awesomeness of the wish melts your brain

i wish diplomacy came out today 

Granted, but there is a nation-wide ban on you buying it, under penalty of death by cheese cannon!

I wish Koda0 Would get on tonight already.

he gets on, but a virus hiding in his computer crashes the forums

i wish i had a cheese cannon . . . . . . 

Granted.

I wish i had a cheese cannon, AND all the cheese in the world now and forever.

you own the world's entire cheese supply, until i lead a massive strike force of PO'd cheeseaholics in a battle to return cheese to the people. village-pillaging and cheese-eating ensues

i wish i didnt have to follow the laws of physics . . . .  stupid gravity . . . . 

Yeah, gravity sucks. . . .so I shoot you with my mini-cheese cannon:

I wish for "Salsa Cookies. . . .Windmill Cookies"

i wish youd actually corrupted my wish instead of being lazy and showing off your cheese cannon

I wish you would make a wish, puncuate properly, and BOW BEFORE THE MESSIAH OF THE FORUMS!!!   (just kidding)

Koda0 (^)

I wish for phazon.

i never make another wish in my life, im too awesome for punctuation, and I BOW BEFORE NO ONE!!!!! 

james while john had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher

anyways . . . 

i wish explosive cheese was real

EDIT: i wish i could write faster, and that i knew what phazon was

You get some, you eat it. Your head go BOOM_SHAKA_LAKA

I wish that you would vote in the Banned Game.

Koda0 (^)

vote in the banned game? how?

i wish i knew what youre talking about

Go to the post called "You're banned, the Forum Game" and vote on my poll there.

I wish Ryat wasn't such a hater.

Koda0 (^)

definitely the pizza one  

i wish my parents would stop telling me to study when im obviously trying to procrastinate

Wish granted. You turn out like me, Gifted, but too damn lazy to care, and you now work scraping the grease off the friers in Burger King.

I wish that I could accelerate the process of my Life's goal: To destroy this society and create a new, more equal one. Persay.

koda0 (^)

EDIT\\\ Another vote for KallenxC.C.? Okay.

laziness ftw!

for some strange reason, you are are branded an anarchist and die a hobo

EDIT: i wish id remembered to wish

Ha.  You are surprised we choose the girl on girl?  And pizza thrown in to boot?

Granted, but SD is in this new society and everyone revolts.

I choose to prolong that wish, as it is my own as well...except the rebuilding part...

Nice one, Callen. I can't blame you, that pizza does look good...

I wish that I had Lelouch's Geass. his seems to have the least amount of drawbacks, in the end. And he has C.C. to control it once it reaches full power.

Koda0 (^)

granted, but you dont know how to use it, and accidentally crash it into a clif.

cheers