So you want to give more than 100% effort.

I received this fine little jewel this morning and I just had to share it.  Enjoy.  :sun:

Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

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Reply #1 Top

Bwah ha ha ha!:rofl: XD :dur:

Reply #2 Top

Now I see why there are so many asskissers.:)  

Reply #3 Top

And even S-K-I-N-N-I-N-G won't get you far!

19+11+9+14+14+9+14+7= 97% <_<  

Reply #4 Top

Ha Ha brilliant Philly and so bloody true








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And even S-K-I-N-N-I-N-G won't get you far!

19+11+9+14+14+9+14+7= 97%
End of quote

Now why didn't I think of that! :thumbsup:

Reply #6 Top

Ahhh....Philly gets the Math award! Thanks for a nice light thread!

And to keep the smiles alive...a new Apple device!

Cute!

Reply #7 Top

And remember, the only difference between a brown-nose and an asskisser is depth perception