The beginning of the end

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This is the beginning of the end. The Viking Federation have decided to take over the galaxy. Your downfall is given. Beware.

Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Federation. You will pay the price for your lack of vision.

But for some of you, all is not lost. Those who have viking bloods floating in their veins can join our side, and hence not be destroyed.
Darth Vader, one of our beaten enemies, captured the viking essence when saying:
"It is your destiny. Join me, and we can rule the galaxy. Come with me. It's the only way." (slightly adapted ;))

Petty empires like G.R.O.S.S and The European Alliance which desperately are trying to get hold some of the galaxy before the Viking tidewave, have been marked.

G.R.O.S.S say they are an evil empire. We say that true evil is conquering the galaxy by giving your enemies the impression of beeing good. G.R.O.S.S will meet their destiny, why? To quote dr. evil (a great mentor):
"Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough"

To sum up..

The Viking Federation shall rule the galaxy.... MUHAHAHA
(Or at least get a pretty good ranking)

Siden jeg naa har skrudd opp forventningene litt, saa hadde det vært konge om alle vi skandinaviere hadde slaatt oss sammen i dette emperiet. Slik at vi virkelig kunne vist de hva vi nordboere var i stand til :)
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Reply #1 from Stardock Forums Top
Oh boy, the Universe is being threatend by a group of agitated Danes.

Run ...

Hide ...

Snigger ...

LMAO ....
Offworld Trading Company
Reply #3 from Stardock Forums Top
For now i fear only one country - Korea. And it's in StarCraft - well this is a professional game in that country, so they have better players just by default.

~SDC~
Reply #4 from Stardock Forums Top
I just want to welcome our newest member, Bjørn Sjølli. I've made you an senator.

The federation is growing...
Reply #6 from Stardock Forums Top
Between Norway and Finland? Yup, it's two different countries with complete different languages. Time to blow the dust of that old geography book of yours... ;)
Reply #7 from Stardock Forums Top
G.R.O.S.S say they are an evil empire. We say that true evil is conquering the galaxy by giving your enemies the impression of beeing good

Actually that is an accepted, and respected G.R.O.S.S. strategy. Just one of many. Perhaps your spy network is not all that it seems? They should not have missed that. Ahhh here's one of your intelligence officers now. No no no no no guys don't put him on trial and execute him. He looks like a worthy slave. Take him to the Lava mines at once. I'm sure he'll put in 3 or 4 days good work till the Drengin Slaves eat his skin.


"Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough"

Actually, since we've figured out that margerine is now worse for you than butter, being margerine would make us the more evil. We thank you for the compliment.

Reply #8 from Stardock Forums Top
Don't be a fool Vladnaq, your a European. Stand behind the united Europe and join the European Alliance. Feel what it is like to be part of the best Empire on the Metaverse!!

If not, you've just created another mediocre empire that'll have a hard time to achieve any kind of glory. So join us and prosper :D

G-Force
Reply #11 from Stardock Forums Top
"This is the beginning of the end. The Viking Federation have decided to take over the galaxy."

If you tried any such thing, that would be the beginning of the end for the Viking Federation. :D I advise against such folly. Join G.R.O.S.S. instead.